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July 28th; Small hours of the morning, listen to Melvyn Bragg's radio show, this time about Abelard & Heloise. Hadn't realised that Abelard was such a major logician, or that Heloise knew Greek & Hebrew much better than him. This morning I woke out of a dream where I am chatting in a library with a charming grey-haired woman who is a historian of 14th and 15th century Paris. Yesterday I woke out of a dream where I was at a congress of cartoonists somewhere. A few days ago, I woke out of a wonderfully detailed dream about clans, gangs, heraldry, and families through history. Curious.
July 27th; Much cooler, damper weather. Not like last week when I sat in on a meeting about this digital artist's website, got home, then collapsed. Today, in the sauna, chat with two women about suntans. One woman compliments the other on her beautiful tan {the younger blonde's smooth skin is a soft creamy coffee colour} and they agree on the obvious point that solarium tans differ visibly from natural tans, but the blonde then suggests an interesting extra distinction: freshwater and saltwater tans. She says her tone comes from tanning at Lake Balaton. I ask her if it might also be the quality of the light reflected off fresh versus salt water, not just the salt or lack of salt on the skin, but she has no theory of why the tans differ. She just sees they do.

July 26th; A friend in a reading group contributes to this legal weblog.
July 25th; Anonymous Slav meets me on way to airport to hand over keys. Fascinating article about "caring professions" and {says the author} the end of friendship & love, at least in American culture.

July 24th; Much cooler this morning - which is odd, since my three thermometers say it is still 82 Farenheit. I only needed the electric fan for 15 minutes last night, but I have it in reserve for when serious heat returns. In case Gentle Reader is wondering why it took me this long to buy one, I should say I never found heat difficult to take before. I also got extremely ill in the summer of 2001 from a panning fan in an office repeatedly chilling the sweat on my neck, so have been rather wary of mechanical cooling devices since.
A nice summary of mass extinctions found by Zdravko, though I wish they had kept the first two billion years to scale, squashing all complex life into the rightmost fifth of the graphic, where it belongs. I love the 'Oxygen Apocalypse'.
July 23rd; The heat continues. Last night I was unable to make it to three appointments, and just lay on the sofa under a single sheet, wheezing like a walrus. The calcium pills seem to be slowly taking the heat rash off my arms, but the curtains have been shut for three days now. All air seems to have the texture of warm meat. In the afternoon, I pass out for about an hour before going to see Regina about page design. The curtains are perhaps eight inches short of the floor, so even with them closed, a horizontal band of daylight of such harsh brightness comes into my room that it's as if my entire balcony is being arc-welded. Locals outside have the kind of witless street quarrel they do sometimes round here, grunting voices bouncing off the buildings and coming through my wide-open balcony door draped in closed curtain. One of them is banging a car bonnet for emphasis, and as I slide into sleep {more like being anaesthetised than dozing off} their noises sound increasingly animal-like. Even with the curtains shut, behind my eyelids I can tell when a small cloud slides across the sun, and as the brightness across the floor gets powerfully bright again, I can see with eyes shut a shimmering sheet of beaten gold. I start imagining that a cosmic gourmet has me paralysed but still juicy in my dark little flat while he heats up a pan outdoors to fry me in liquid sunshine; "sealing in the goodness", he might say. I wake exactly on time after one hour of this feverish, delirious sleep and get to Regina's air-conditioned office somehow. We do some work on the book, and she advises me to buy a fan. Later I wander stupidly round Tesco and purchase an electric twirly thing and somehow get it home and assemble it. It's actually quite well-designed, and I don't need to refer to the instructions in Polish, Hungarian, Czech, or Slovak, to put it together and switch it on in about ten minutes.
Mustn't grumble - weather promises to cool a little, the plump pharmacist lady was right to prescribe me calcium pills, and djuice/Pannon apologised some days back by giving me five complimentary gigabytes. I got called over a week ago by the curvy blonde Evi, who tries to switch into Hungarian with me {despite my policy of speaking only English when I am the Righteous Customer}, and is wonderfully giggly & girly. As so often, this stereotype of the cuddly dizzy blonde appears to understand the price packages and the software better than anyone else at the djuice showroom {she used to work at the Mammut mall when Mariannpsy went with me to open an account}. The other staff keep having to call her up for help if she's not there, and I can't be sure, but I get the strong impression that she's the manageress. See her there two days ago to be placated with my customer gift. She is wearing something so far off one shoulder it actually restricts her moving her arms around. Sometimes she sticks her tongue out with concentration as she {correctly} punches keys and shows the others what to do on the computer system.
Seemingly the only version of 'Disk Warrior' by the Raiders I can find not remixed by the Nasty Boyz is this one accompanying a heatstruck-looking beach-themed fashion show in Brazil. One tanned mannequin jumps out - she's unable to keep the cat-got-the-cream grin off her face. It's no surprise when at the end where all the girls are applauding the swimwear designer, she reaches out a long supple arm, yanks the designer over and gives him a rather confident, dominant kiss on his neck. I can't be entirely sure, but I seem to see a quick cascade of reactions flicker across his face as she does this, going through initial shock, an instinct to pull away he represses an instant later, eyebrows twitching in a isn't-this-a-bit-public-sweetie? way, and a decision to stay cool and whisper a quick warning in her ear as if nothing has happened. In case any doubt is left which mannequin is riding the designer, she then blows kisses at the audience afterwards as if she's the hostess of the whole event. Perhaps I'm seeing things which aren't there.

July 22nd; Adorable little metallic hedgehog photo via Nicolas: it's a cheese grater!
July 21st; Finally, an aerobics class led by the notorious Trixi. She's not at all how I expected. Far from being the sadistic elf made of steel cable I imagined, she is a broad-shouldered, cheerful, tanned lass carrying a few extra pounds round the middle. The session was certainly very rigorous, but Trixi's essentially just a big, strong girl who can go for miles. No wonder the taut little dainty ones hate her and fear her. A film actor called Mel Gibson has been taped saying rude things on the telephone, and the United States is strangely shocked. Those of us who thought that aggressive vulgarity was actually required before an American was allowed to become famous might be puzzled, but here is a gently-modified trailer for one of Mr Gibson's old films, overlaid with some of his special thoughts. Serves him right for making an anti-British propaganda film like 'Braveheart', as if there weren't enough lies about our history already.

July 20th; Strange rash up my arms. The heat? No itching, but looks a bit alarming.
July 19th; Virginia at DeepGlamour says that George Hurrell is the photographer who took pictures of film actresses like this, and Julius Shulman is the photographer who took pictures of modern architecture like this.

July 18th; Song found by Jessica: a nice reworking.
July 17th; Alarming little debt map. Yes, Britain is red.

July 16th; Finish off the shortened-length-version Karinthy work. Getting a sense of the aerobics instructors and their styles. Zsuzsa is young & perky, with a steely edge to her routines. Kinga is pretty, supple, fleet of foot, and enjoys us not quite being able to keep up with her. Anita seems older, calmer, and steadier, though still rigorous. Only the dreaded Trixi, tomorrow, remains untried. The girls at the desk told me clearly that Trixi is the most severe & demanding, at least in the step aerobics sessions. I have been warned.
July 15th; I proofread a translation of turn-of-the-century novelist Frigyes Karinthy; so says this page he originated the "six degrees of separation" concept. Not sure I believe that, but some clever readable prose about i) being operated on for a brain tumour, and ii) being a schoolboy again.

July 14th; Rather wearying heat continues. Above 85 Farenheit indoors, day & night.
July 13th; 1st morning lesson with Qazaq teacher goes well. She explains that 'father', 'to bring', 'mother' and 'to take' are ake, akelu, ana, alu and she giggles when I flippantly speculate that this suggests the root of 'father' is 'bringer', and the root of 'mother' is 'taker'. The sounds of the letters are pleasingly soft on the ear. In the afternoon, I position a magnifying glass in a cup of water so that it focuses a spot of sun on a letter from my bank, at the same time as putting a thermometer out there. Am a little alarmed I might melt the thermometer case, made of plastic. In the sun, the red fluid goes straight up to 118 Farenheit in about fifteen seconds, and perhaps only fails to go further because of the pressure of gas inside the last bit of glass tube, so I bring it back in. Meanwhile, between 4pm and 5pm, the magnifying glass burns a grey slot in the bank-letter envelope exactly an inch and a half long and two sheets of paper deep with some pinholes in the third layer. In the early evening, I go to another aerobics class. Our instructor, Zsuzsa, is particularly adept at getting us to do small repetitive movements with one arm or leg until the whole body part is locked into muscle cramp. In the sauna afterwards a slim blonde chats in a soft, quiet voice with a solidly built man with dark hair. I have this absurdly vivid conviction that he is married, but not to her. As I step out of the shower, she is murmuring to him and coaxingly stroking the back of his neck down just between his shoulder blades with one hand. None of my business in any case. In the heat at night, I have unpleasant dreams where I visualise lots of burnt lines in paper, laid out like teeth of a comb, tracking the movement of the sun on different days of the summer as the earth revolves minute by minute and orbits the sun day by day. The core of these slightly delirious dreams is wondering if the burnt strips can be visualised as part of a helix {joining up with the paths they can be imagined to trace out at night} and if so, how big the loops of the spring would be.

July 12th; It's so warm here in Budapest that I buy three cheapo thermometers at a bargain shop. All three of them claim it is between 82 and 84 degrees Farenheit day and night, so I pop one in the fridge and it goes down to freezing, suggesting they are working after all. I go to the Toastmasters meeting and pay homage in my 7-minute talk to schoolteacher Reverend Berry's knowledge of the Indian subcontinent. In particular the way he told me when I stopped him in a queue for lunch in the late 70s and asked him about Indira Gandhi's arrest for corruption that "India cannot do without her - she'll be back in power within three years" and how when our class challenged him to say in the first week of January 1980 how Afghanistan would go, he confidently stated "the Afghans will defeat the Soviet Union and it will take them ten years to do it, the same length of time it took them to defeat us."
July 11th; In a way which is a bit hard to explain, the rust stripe around my pine tabletop while I was away seems to have blurred in the same heat that killed my herbs. When I got back some days ago, I could see on the table how the sweat from my forearm {mainly the right forearm} over weeks in April & May had bleached a sort of halo into the rust stripe at each end. Though.... I don't know how I didn't notice that before, unless the sweat took time to seep through the sun-baked table and react with the rust, so the sweat-bleaching in that case took effect while I was in England. In other places, rust brown seems to have bled out into the wax-soaked pale areas like ink seeping across a very slow kind of blotting paper. I bought & sliced a lemon yesterday and repaired the sharpness of the rust stripe edge in places.
The obvious painter to go with composer J o h n Tavener {The mid-name r must have been put down to avoid confusion with 'John Taverner', presumably} surely has to be C e c i l Collins? Both rather lonely-sounding, deliberately-naive English Christian mystics, both very elegaic. Lots of angels.

July 10th; I probably ought to print out Primavera on foamboard.
July 9th; I'm relaxing late around 1am, enjoying some talks on pecha-kucha when TV Eszter phones me up, as far as I can make out to reproach me for not being disappointed enough about her cancelling our teahouse meeting at 1 this afternoon.

July 8th; Seems that Snoop Dogg tried to rent Liechtenstein. Ah, what a lad.
July 7th; djuice/Pannon up to its old thieving tricks again.

July 6th; In the morning, Szilvi comes to pick up some boat bits for Martin, so she can take them to him in Sardinia in a few days. In the mid-afternoon, Dorina appears in cool turquoise & crisp white to take me to a restful studenty bar run by barefoot Russians one tramstop away from my flat.
July 5th; Very hot and sunny here in Pest. All my herbs on the balcony fried up while I was away, even in their translucent water bath. At an Indian restaurant I finish '50 Mots Clefs d'Esoterisme' by Michel Mirabail, a book Mateus approved of me buying in Paris two summers ago. Although the book is nominally fifty short essays in alphabetical order, it quietly builds up to a subdued climax with the final three sections {modishly given in lower case in this 1970s edition}, tarot; telesme {the crucial term in Hermetic alchemy}; tradition. Some rather wonderful black-and-white line diagrams, and the usual French air of coolness & calm.

July 4th; After the gym I pass, on the other side of the street, a small family group. The man is carrying a seven-foot model tree, its bark painted in red & black stripes for realism, along with blue foliage. Yesterday had an oddly gentle, weightless mood turning into sweet, sharp dreams.
July 3rd; Before leaving for the airport, make it a few streets away for a couple of pints of wonderfully cold stout with Ursula & Phil. This is in a pub which has been open 175 years but is now going to become part of a luxury housing block. Fly to Budapest, meeting delightful, sweet-natured people on the plane and on the late-night bus into town afterwards.

July 2nd; Meet Peter the Pianist, an old acquaintance of Marion & Paul, at Guildhall. He kindly gives me half an hour of his time, and we briefly chat about music, changing fashions, and languages - out beside a sunlit oblong pond full of reeds facing what is apparently the City of London School for Girls. Later in the day go with Mystery Friend 2 & Exotic Girl 1 to see a Romanian film at a cinema on Curzon street as part of a Romanian film festival. This film, 'Police, Adjective', hard to do justice to in print, is about the painstaking investigation by a detective in a small town of a couple of teenage boys who smoke hashish. The deadpan humour slowly builds up until the painfully funny scene near the end. As a man interviewing the director, Corneliu Porumboiu, on stage afterwards observes, he deliberately breaks several golden rules of cinema, such as "show, don't tell". A sort of sarcastic Tarkovsky, revelling in the wonderful dullness of life in the Eastern Bloc.
July 1st; Quiet day getting stuff done, including shopping for ingredients with Exotic Girl 1. She makes the birthday cake for Mystery Friend 2, while I put the Hungarian lettering on it. While we check out of the Sainsbury's, Exotic Girl {like Nigel of Darkness yesterday} insists we use the automated till where we swipe our own bar codes. At one point, the woman's voice coming out of the machine suddenly assures us that "Help is on the way" with just the right intonation. I look around, and a man at the next check-out grins at me. He remembers the 70s film 'THX1138' {the film's two catch phrases are "What's wrong?" and "Help is on the way!"} but no-one else in the hypermegasupermarket obviously does. Another programmer's joke? In evening drinks, a lawyer friend claims she has an obsessive-compulsive secretary who is incredibly meticulous, but has a morbid fear of anything granular {apparently it took her 20 minutes to psych herself up to cross a sandy track in Hyde Park, and found a sugar-coated doughnut on her desk a vision of pure horror}, and more intriguing still, has an equally intense phobia about anything to do with the Tudors. A bit hard to believe, really. Must investigate.


Recent weblog entries continued:

Who can translate the next 300 words into Korean or Hindi? Contact me and there will be revelry.

Languages dying out each week - who cares?

We do - otherlanguages.org is gradually building a reference resource for over five thousand linguistic minorities and stateless languages worldwide.

Thousands of unique language communities are becoming extinct. Out of the world's five to six thousand languages, we hardly know what we're losing, what literatures, philosophies, ways of thinking, are disappearing right now.

So?

We may soon regret the extinction of thousands of entire linguistic cultures even more than we regret the needless extinction of many animals and plants.

The planet is increasingly dominated by a handful of major-language monocultures like Mandarin Chinese, Hindi, Arabic, Indonesian, Urdu, Spanish, Portuguese, English, Swahili, Russian, Cantonese Chinese, Japanese, Bengali - all beautiful and fascinating languages.

But so are the 5,000 others.

These are groups of people?

Linguistic minorities are communities of ordinary people whose native tongue is not their country's main official language. Swedish speakers in Finland, French speakers in Canada, Hungarian speakers in Slovakia - and hundreds more - are linguistic minorities.

And totally stateless languages are the native languages of some of the world's most intriguing, little-known, cultures. Like the Lapps inside the Arctic Circle, the Sards in Sardinia, Ainus in Japan. Cherokee in the US, Scots Gaelic in Britain, Friesian in the Netherlands, Zulu in South Africa. There are only a couple of hundred recognised sovereign states and territories, so more than 5,000 languages are the native tongues of linguistically stateless people.

How could I help?

You don't need to learn an endangered language - any more than go to live in the rainforest to help slow its destruction.

A good start is to just tell friends about websites like this.

Broader public interest makes it easier for linguists to raise funds and organise people to learn these languages while there's time.

That's right. There are people who love languages and are happy to learn them on behalf of the rest of us, but they need support, just like zoologists, botanists, or historians.

Fewer languages still sounds good to me

Depends what you think languages are for. They're not just a tool for business. We never said you should learn three or four thousand rare languages - or even one. And which ones we make children learn in school, or whether we should force children to learn languages at all, is another question.


Typical scene in a European city; Chances are, folk here speak some sort of foreign language *5

A century ago - before we understood ecology, and when we cared less about wilderness, most educated people would have laughed at the idea of worrying about plants or animals going extinct. Now we understand how important species diversity is for our own futures, we are more humble, and more worried.

In the same way, linguistic triumphalism by English-speakers who hated studying foreign grammar at school is dangerously ignorant as well as arrogant. Few of us know what we are losing, week by week. How many people realise these languages have scientific value?

Scientific value?

You can think of these languages across the planet as beautiful cathedrals or precious archeological sites we are watching being destroyed. That should be motive enough.

But these five thousand languages may also hold clues to the structure of the human mind. Subtle differences and similarities

Wireless radio can be a great comfort to those unable to leave the textbooks in which they live *6
between languages are helping archeologists and anthropologists to understand what happened in the hundreds of centuries of human history before written history. And that is one of our best chances of understanding how human brains developed over the thousands of centuries leading up to that.

Study of the mind and study of language go hand in hand these days. The world's most marginal languages are actually precious jigsaw pieces from an overall picture of who we are and how our species thinks and evolves. Every tiny language adds another brightly-coloured clue to this academic detective story.

Yet researchers have hardly started sifting through this tantalising evidence, and language extinction is washing it away right in front of us.

And worst of all, most people have no idea that there is this fantastic profusion of cultures across our world, let alone that they are in danger of extinction. Even just more people learning that there are still five thousand living languages in the world today (most of us would answer five hundred or fifty) is already a huge help.

We English-speakers hardly notice English - it's like air for us. But every other language is also an atmosphere for an entire cultural world, and each of these worlds has people whose home it is. Each language encapsulates a unique way of talking and thinking about life. Just try some time in a foreign prison, being forced to cope in another language, and you'll realise how much your own language is your identity. That's true for everyone.

Minority languages are a human-rights issue?

One of the most basic.

Dozens of millions of people worldwide suffer persecution from national governments for speaking their mother tongue - in their own motherland.

Many 'ethnic' feuds puzzling to outsiders had as their basis an attempt to destroy a linguistic community. Would the Northern Ireland dispute be quite so bitter if we English had not so nearly stamped out the Irish Gaelic language, for example? Almost nowhere in the world does a language community as small as the few thousand Rheto-Romanic speakers - the fourth official language of Switzerland - get the protection of a national government. Next time you see some Swiss Francs, check both sides of the banknote.

But outside exceptional countries like Switzerland or the Netherlands, speakers of non-official languages have a much less protected experience.

Speakers of minority languages are often seen as a threat by both the governments and the other residents of the countries where they were born, grew up, and try to live ordinary lives.

They experience discrimination in the job and education markets of their homelands, often having no choice but to pursue education in the major language of the host state - a deliberate government policy usually aimed at gradually absorbing them into the majority culture of that country.

Mighty oaks from tiny acorns grow, of course *7

Most governments are privately gleeful each time another small separate culture within their borders is snuffed out by a dwindling population or a deliberately centralising education system.

The United Nations is no help. It is an association of a couple of hundred sovereign states based on exclusive control of territory, almost all of them anxious to smother any distinct group or tradition that in any way might blur or smudge the hard-won borders around those pieces of territory.

The usual approach by sovereign states is to deny their linguistic minorities even exist.

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Mark Griffith, site administrator / contact at otherlanguages.org

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*2 "Al-Araby" in written Arabic (read more)
*3 "What?" in American Sign Language; image from , with thanks
*4 "Big" in written Chinese (read more); image from , with thanks
*5 image from , with thanks
*6 image from , with thanks
*7 image from 'B?ume', with thanks to Bruno P. Kramer, and Franckh-Kosmos Verlag

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1 metrologie historique
2 postmodernism & the other
3 disaster (news on sunday)
4 money unmade (russian barter in the 1990s)
5 the sleepwalkers
6 e
7 the kruschev era
8 the end of science
9 don't you want me?
10 the carpet wars
11 zelator
12 life of thomas more
13 faber book of science
14 gilgamesh
15 out of it
16 guns, germs & steel
17 words & rules
18 figure in the landscape
19 life without genes
20 bede's history of the english
21 the nothing that is
22 zoology
23 journey by moonlight
24 heavenly serbia
25 ratkay endre
26 the handmaid's tale
27 the selective eye
28 a megismerese epitokovei
29 intention
30 thirty nine steps
31 princess
32 the pyramids
33 the etruscans
34 moonchild
35 paradise news
36 culture of time & space 1880 to 1918
37 szimmetria
38 babel orokeben
39 astro-archeology
40 a history of islamic spain
41 high gothic
42 among the believers
43 the renaissance
44 augustine
45 mcvicar
46 atomised
47 tangled wing
48 da vinci code
49 nature via nurture
50 termeszet szamai
51 decline & fall of roman empire
52 practical cheesemaking
53 the sufis
54 fra angelico at san marco
55 the cryptographer
56 they have a word for it
57 szamok valosan innen & tul
58 artistic theory in italy 1450 to 1600
59 darwin's black box
60 indiai ejszaka
61 cleopatra: histories, dreams & distortions
63 what mad pursuit
64 language, the learner & the school
65 writing the romantic comedy
66 the blank slate
67 dougal & the blue cat
68 diego velasquez
69 horse nonsense
70 a certain chemistry
71 deterring democracy
72 textiles
73 thief of time
74 bloodsucking fiends
75 right ho, jeeves
76 generativ grammatika
77 1st time i got paid for it
78 galapagos
79 othello
80 understanding media
81 mysticism
82 short history of french literature
83 best on the market
84 art of seeing
85 culture & imperialism
86 food of the gods
87 arabic-islamic cities
88 the alchemist
89 verbal learning & memory
90 building a successful software business
91 don't make me think!
92 memory
93 the u.s. & the arab world
94 hard times
95 spells for teenage witches
97 the pig that wants to be eaten
98 encyclopaedia of stupidity
99 seventy eight degrees of wisdom: part i
100 beach watching
101 the ancient greeks
102 brainstorms
103 seventy eight degrees of wisdom: part ii
104 utopia
105 technical writing for engineers & scientists
106 alphabet versus goddess
107 writing on drugs
108 news from somewhere
109 isp survival guide
110 petrus hispanus mester logikajabol
111 art of seduction
112 stet
113 penguin by design
114 the sense of being stared at
115 the golden ratio
116 dinamikus emlekezet
117 margins of reality
118 hopjoy was here
119 bump in the night
120 box of delights
121 color atlas of immunology
122 fashionistas
123 pi in the sky
124 a new kind of fool
125 one man's meat
126 greek fire
127 the buddha in daily life
128 beginner's dutch
129 private life of the brain
130 solar ethics
131 pedant in the kitchen
132 knots
133 the planets within
134 encyclopaedia of ancient & mediaeval history
135 consilience
136 the age of scandal
137 fashion: the 20th century
138 the tipping point
139 design literacy
140 the silent partner
141 hamlet
142 1421
143 the 1890s
144 godel's proof
145 rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead
146 beyond reason
147 little book of music theory
148 q-basic
149 alone of all her sex
150 social studies
151 eternal darkness
152 drawn from memory
154 a guide to elegance
155 medea & other plays
156 the future of money
157 cheese
158 grammars of creation
159 aquarian conspiracy
160 the climate crisis
161 true fiction
162 the making of memory
163 why most things fail
164 genetikai abece
165 finding fulfilment
166 genome
167 the broken estate
168 inigo jones
169 flashman & the dragon
170 from bauhaus to our house
171 100 great paintings
172 kis spanyol nyelvtan
173 the historian
174 tomorrow's gold
175 charting made easy
176 life after life
177 spanyol igei vonzatok
178 the eclipse of art
179 fire in the mind
180 the human body
181 out of control
182 possession
183 simplified chinese characters
184 the generation of 1914
185 intellectuals
186 world of late antiquity
187 riddle & knight
188 informacio kultusza
189 napoleon of notting hill
190 secrets: palm-reading
191 meet yourself as you really are
192 cat's abc
193 intro to spanish poetry
194 rise of christian europe
195 philip's guide to electric living
196 sins for father knox
197 celtic twilight
198 myths of love
199 snobbery with violence
200 just like tomorrow
201 7 basic plots
202 experiment with time
203 vile bodies
204 icons & images: 60s
205 fisher king
206 new jerusalem
207 born on a blue day
208 surveillir & punir
209 trial of socrates
210 how to catch fairies
211 conversations on consciousness
212 mind performance hacks
213 conscience of the eye
214 beau brummell
215 evolution
216 the outsider
217 raja yoga
218 rise of political lying
219 occidentalism
220 colossus
221 secret teachings of jesus
222 blue murder
223 nostrodamus the next 50 years
224 homage to catalonia
225 charity ends at home
226 palace of dreams
227 discovering book collecting
228 beyond the outsider
229 the last barrier
230 that hideous strength
231 indian sculpture
232 small world
233 evolution & healing
234 in search of memory
235 campo santo
236 llewellyn's 2007 tarot reader
237 dream of rome
238 why buildings fall down
239 the empty space
240 england made me
241 greek science in antiquity
242 science, a l'usage des non-scientifiques
243 utmutato tarot
243 hunt for zero point
244 william wilberforce
245 viktor schauberger
246 untouchable
247 the vitamin murders
248 straw dogs
249 elizabeth's spymaster
250 the hard life
251 the god delusion
252 the intellectual
253 undercover economist
254 quirkology
255 chasing mammon
256 early mesopotamia & iran
257 the strange death of david kelly
258 the pilgrimage
259 origin of wealth
260 maxims
261 the finishing school
262 the shepherd's calendar
263 islamic patterns
264 lost world of the kalahari
265 german short stories 1
266 electricity
267 liber null & psychonaut
268 born to rebel
269 wittgenstein's poker
270 will the boat sink the water?
271 romeo & juliet
272 why beautiful people have more daughters
273 the crossing place
274 the turkish diplomat's daughter
275 missionary position
276 lust in translation
277 teaching as a subversive activity
278 how german is it
279 empires of the word
280 warped passages
281 the power of now
282 ponder on this
283 sword of no-sword
284 narcissism
285 blink
286 shock of the old
287 basque history of the world
288 truth: a guide
289 who shot jfk?
290 newtonian casino
291 power & greed
292 the world without us
293 5-minute nlp
294 concise guide to alchemy
295 evidence in camera
296 4-hour work week
297 the rosicrucian enlightenment
298 de-architecture
299 how to lie with maps
300 a book of english essays
301 a time of gifts
302 the occult philosophy in the elizabethan age
303 le pelerinage des bateleurs
304 alchemy & alchemists
305 greenmantle
306 the hero with 1000 faces
307 goethe's parable
308 rhedeyek es fraterek


films ..................................

1 k-pax
2 very annie mary
3 wasabi
4 gosford park
5 arany varos
6 minority report
7 amelie
8 bridget jones' diary
9 arccal a fo:ldnek
10 monsters' ball
11 cube
12 man with no past
13 talk to her
14 szerelemtol sujtva
15 bowling for columbine
16 matrix3
17 zoolander
18 anything else
19 farenheit 9/11
20 8 & 1/2 women
21 madagascar
22 kill bill 1
23 dude, where's my car?
24 the woman in green
25 the hunger
24 nightwatch
25 de battre son coeur s'est arrete
26 wicker man
27 v for vendetta
28 courage the cowardly dog
29 casino royale
30 power of nightmares
31 charlie's angels
32 full throttle
33 foxy brown
34 paths of glory
35 airplane
36 between iraq & a hard place
37 mutiny on the bounty
38 flashmob the opera
39 octopussy
40 bakkerman
41 kiterunner

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June 30th; Wednesday. Meet Nigel of Darkness for lunch at railway station in Manchester, and find he is going down to London today too. We pick the same train, find it is delayed by "a person on track", and eventually catch a train where we share a table with a bubbly physics presenter who works in both plasma physics and science television, and also a wry Belfast business manager at a major law firm. The law-firm lady is very sympathetic and patient as I root hopelessly in my bag balanced on her lap for things I mispacked. Why is everything on British trains so small & squashed? Because we didn't go with Brunel's 7-foot gauge, that's why. Straight off train meet my IP lawyer Sarah for a green tea, and take some useful notes. From there on to a French bar near Charing X Road where I meet some lovely people along with Mystery Friend 2. At one point he insists we repair to a strange karaoke bar where instead of humiliating ourselves in front of strangers {surely the main idea?} eight of us rent a room with deep red walls. I give a passable rendition of a Sugababes track, and Mystery Friend puts much spirit into 'Suspicious Minds'. Exotic Girl 1 & Maria from Serbia reveal hidden reserves of energy & groovesomeness.
June 29th; Tuesday. Someone collects the old desktop computer.

June 28th; Struggle bagging up mass of old ivy & weeds in the tiny back yard, cause of the helpful Environmental Waste order that forced me back to Britain at this convenient moment. Resprain my ankle just when it was finally healing. Super. Neighbour who saved mother's life offers to do some plastering round the house. Monday.
June 27th; Train back up to the north, with a 1st-class ticket that is half the price of the 2nd-class ticket. However, the smooth rolling movement of the Virgin train, together with the shrunken windows, makes me quite motion sick.

June 26th; Repair to local London pub with Mystery Friend 2, where we watch half of USA versus Ghana, the first match I see.
June 25th; On third night in west London with Mystery Friend 2, read his copy of 'Modern Culture' by Roger Scruton. Very interesting and thought-provoking book, which {to my surprise} defends Modernism. Modernism is all Scruton thinks we have left of High Culture.

June 24th; Have late lunch with niece Emily near her workplace, and hand over the African stool and a few of mother's garments.
June 23rd; Take train down to London. Negotiate tube system with two bags, remembering how tiny & cramped everything is in our capital, as if it was built for dwarves.

June 22nd; Man drives skip over to house. More clearing.
June 21st; Surprisingly, ankle still hurts, so climbing narrow stairs with boxes not ideal. Attic gets swelteringly hot each day in this weather. Grateful people have now taken away a television & an electric sewing machine.

June 20th; Sunday. Toil quite successfully all day. Finally, we learn what England needs to play better football: more cat shit.
June 19th; Cheerful meter reader turns up and reads both gas & electricity meters. Saturday.

June 18th; Gardening woman fails to come to the house at 1.30 when she promised. Radio & people around still annoyingly fixated on World Cup. Haven't they noticed we always get knocked out early on?
June 17th; Toil in house, clearing stuff. Find a website to give stuff away to people.

June 16th; Visit the Nigel of Darkness in Manchester and see his Magnificent Machine in its garden shed. He kindly lends me a wireless dongle. We visit the 3 showroom in town together to make it work with my Apple, which Nigel refers to as The Gay Lava Lamp.
June 15th; Wake up in John's spare bedroom, sunlight pouring in. We drive over the Pennines and arrive at my house all ready to travel to a local tip, only to find there is no rubbish in my yard after all. The gardener woman from Hebden visited the wrong house before refusing to clear my tiny garden because of the extra rubbish that isn't tipped into it. By night, read a curious old detective book I find in one of the boxes, 'Under the Influence' by Geoffrey Kerr. The premise is that one character cannot help but read people's minds, but only when he is just slightly drunk. Not too little, and not too much.

June 14th; Wake up drenched in curiously vivid, detailed, calm overview of traditional forms of theatre as related to pageantry. Laid out in my head in the form of an illustrated book. Much as I hate spraining an ankle, there is something rather wonderful to feel my body gradually healing itself ...day by day slowly returning to full power & health. Things to be grateful for: never having suffered a pollen allergy. Slightly glum flight to Manchester, where John kindly meets me in the new Control Britain where he is not allowed to stop a car outside the terminal building for even 5 seconds but must search for me in the paying carpark instead. We meet at a petrol station.
June 13th; Edward sends me a link to his thoughtful weblog about being a rural Tory in the north of England.

June 12th; Marguerite comes back from her gruelling week-long what-to-do-if-you're-kidnapped course in Britain. She tells me about it over a pizza. Country house, ex-SAS types, guns, mud, being thumped, having a hood on your head all afternoon, the usual. Apparently the imaginary country was called Hostilia - on the border of Genitalia, of course. Marguerite, a perhaps sheltered liberal lawyer lass from Chicago, is well impressed by her new discovery: the hunkiness of fit soldiers. Memorable quotes: "The English are such an odd mixture of the European and the civilised," and the intriguing "Political Correctness is now a marker for social status in the US." Ankle still weak, still limping.
June 11th; Deadline comes and goes - I finished editing the day before yesterday, but Regina's work ties her up for two days, and she goes on holiday tomorrow for a week. Oh. Off to Britain it is then. Weather very hot & sticky here now.

June 10th; What kind of musical performance thrills Google programmers? Answer: this. Gets most impressive at around 12 and a half minutes, even if this is Circus Britain. Nathan Lee & Beardyman.
June 9th; Reka & I find each other at the Blaha tramstop in bright hot sunshine. I hand over her friend Ari's phone and she sweetly gives me a Mars bar with some raffia string wrapped round it. So that's my good deed for 2010 out of the way. I can go back to being an annoying twat now. My ankle is still disturbingly swollen and tender. Up late working on book.

June 8th; Visit Regina at the office to see how the first 11 chapters look. Tasty burger & beer dinner at Martin's. Martin is temporarily back from Sicily, tanned. Eszter, Thomas, Marcsi, Edit arrive later on during a long evening. On the night bus home I find a mobile phone left on a seat, and at home I use a key & a pen to rather painstakingly pick out the tiny letters on the screen so as to send a phone text to ten friends of the phone loser. A Reka replies at once and we arrange to meet in the morning.
June 7th; Ankle still hurts. More work on book.

June 6th; Warm sunshine all day long, so of course I am trapped indoors with my sprained ankle, editing away at least. Marguerite kindly brings over some food before catching her flight. Just when I was giving up a bit on artsandletters, some good articles: assassins, ordinary Brits, and a poignant piece where a mathematician called Joel Cohen valiently attempts to compare a Housman poem from 'Shropshire Lad' to an elegant inequality about sums of minimums of pairs of numbers drawn from a list of natural numbers and a list of non-negative real numbers {proved by Zbaganu}. He really tries, and if you can sometimes read a short line of algebra without falling on the floor chewing your own tongue out, he makes quite a goodish case that there are strong formal similarities, insofar as a poem about youth, age, and loss can even be compared to an elegant result about sums of minimums. Cohen and a colleague generalised this result to a whole set of surprising inequalities which really look quite lovely if you like that sort of thing. However, Cohen's attempt to evangelise for the aesthetic charms of his subject is heart-rendingly sabotaged by a dreadful typo. This mangles the inequality in its first citation and must have radically slashed the number of poetry-loving readers he took with him into the second half of the article. In fact, the mysterious {to me, at least} variable x_i appears unexplained no less than three times along with an x_j. Since no x is ever defined, but much is made of the a, b symmetry where... "The symbols in the left lobe are exactly the same as the symbols in the right lobe but the letters a and b appear in different order; this is chiasmus in the broad sense. In the right lobe, (a, b, b, a) is an example of chiasmus in the strict sense as the sequence (a, b) is repeated in reverse order (b, a)." ...it's pretty clear it should have been b_i and b_j, not x. There's another typo in the middle of his numerical example too. Anyway, at least the sub-editors didn't cripple the poor man's sensitive {and persuasive} analysis of the Housman poem, the way they did the maths result he took such pains to explain to non-specialists. "With rue my heart is laden / For golden friends I had, / For many a rose-lipt maiden / And many a lightfoot lad. / By brooks too broad for leaping / The lightfoot boys are laid; / The rose-lipt girls are sleeping / In fields where roses fade." The piece has two goals, to show that mathematicians can enjoy and appreciate literature, and to show that literature types can enjoy and appreciate maths, and goal 1 succeeds pretty well. Shame, because without the sub-editors' mistakes, the hugely more ambitious goal 2 might have had a chance as well.
June 5th; Since I infuriatingly twisted my right ankle last night not long before dinner with Bodo, Szilvi, and Eszter, I spend most of today again editing the book, but this time while confined to the sofa/bed. Painful to walk anywhere. Still, hope creates life.

June 4th; Henry sends me a nice piece of Dutch humour about English sport, and Dorina & Kumar a 1960s song which might go well in the Joan Littlewood film I keep musing over. Would be about the first run of lifelong communist Littlewood's 1963 stage musical 'Oh What a Lovely War!' that so successfully cemented today's mythical view of World War One into the British public imagination. If '1990' billed itself as "'1984' plus six" this would be "Antonioni's 'Blow-Up' minus three".
June 3rd; More rain. Send first batch of chapters to Regina for initial layout. Go to a talk by Anthony Kenny on his account of just war, just rebellion, and just counterinsurgency. Stay afterwards with Henry chatting with a couple of members of the department - George mentions the sinister but apparently very influential Carl Schmitt as being still largely untranslated into English. Afterwards with Henry enjoy a beer and chat about Semmelweis & oral history at the Captain Cook pub. Then get home to meet Martin's friend Bodo at my flat for some drinks while it rains some more, and while we wait for his friend Eszter to pick him up in her car.

June 2nd; Mend sofa leg. Might even Steven Pinker be starting to grasp the obvious dimness of Noam Chomsky's untestable non-theory about "innate grammar engines"? Based on the non-mystery of children's not very impressive acquisition of their first language, plus Chomsky's deeply unpersuasive generalisations out of English & German. Lunch with Martin. I give him the animal syringe with needle kit and he gives me some electronic kitchen scales. I weigh my own scales with them and my home-made balance with pans appears to be weightless. Odd.
June 1st; More aerobics include some very painful thigh exercises. A dangerously fat Hungarian woman passes me on the street quivering, blancmange-like in a tight black dress with silvery sequins picking out thick, four-inch-high capital letters, saying in English 'Give More'. More cloudiness with more rain. Must mend sofa leg.


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