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July 9th; Thursday. Anyone not yet up to speed on 'deep faking' simply must watch this 1-minute vintage Star Trek re-edit.
July 8th; Wednesday. Policy statement by part of the UN that seems to entail reorganising the entire world under their control.
July 7th; Tuesday. Three more from the impressively upbeat Confidence Man (who apparently should, strictly speaking, be written "Confidence, Man"): Don't You Know I'm in a Band / Santa's Coming Down the Chimney / Better Sit Down Boy.

July 6th; Monday. Shouty in parts, but fascinating details about COVID-19 test's flawed design.
July 5th; Sunday. Vital piece on cultural self-hate.

July 4th; Saturday. Africa's role in slavery, bravely raised by venerable Jamaican newspaper.
July 3rd; Friday. The Greeks are toughening up against the continuing Turkish stealth invasion.

July 2nd; Thursday. El Trumpo's patient & low-cost Syria policy seems to be working.
July 1st; Wednesday. Depressing but informative discussion of Cultural Marxism in education.

June 30th; Tuesday. Thought-provoking suggestion that British TV classic 'The Prisoner' is in fact the dystopia that best captures our times.
June 29th; Monday. Thanks to Maya, fascinating article about 19th-century Russian literature's interest in The Superfluous Man.

June 28th; Sunday. So the next campaign seems to be one to normalise polyamory, that old obsession of Robert Heinlein back in the 1940s.
June 27th; Saturday. Interesting piece with graphics suggests that "lockdowns" (ie. curfews) made no major difference to COVID-19 fatality figures.

June 26th; Friday. Perkiness from high-energy Confidence Man ("Confident music for confident people"). Boyfriend (Repeat) / Out The Window / C.O.O.L. Party / Fascination / Try Your Luck.
June 26th; Thursday. Poppiness! Gorgeous by Yuksek & Confidence Man.

June 25th; Wednesday. Dean Martin sings along to some Bossa Nova.
June 24th; Tuesday. Our Man in Bucharest discusses current shenanigans in the UK: Black Lives Matter is a Revolution / What is Going On in England?

June 23rd; Monday. Slaughterhouse 1.79. Is COVID-19 returning to Germany?
June 22nd; Sunday. Good article about Adam Smith's views on slavery. Plus some responses from the 'Grievance Studies' hoaxers.

June 21st; Saturday. An Aeon piece tries a theory that consciousness is surprise-avoidance, and can be reduced to inference & updating.

June 20th; Friday. Polo & Pan present almost an hour of soothing, sonorous sounds: the Home Sweet Home mixtape.
June 19th; Thursday. Intriguing interview with Britain's increasingly confused left-wing journalist Nick Cohen.

June 18th; Wednesday. Out of town to Paty to visit hospitable Tim & Erika. Stay up late with Tim discussing writing project. Beirut's own DJ Tala again, this time in some apartment with a DJ chum called Jade.
June 17th; Tuesday. Kind Andras admiringly says he cannot find the right words, but that my taste in music is "trashy in a good way". Jimi Tenor says My Mind Will Travel / Alice Phoebe Lou performs She / Pokey LaFarge sings Fuck Me Up / Bob Moses, and Too Close For Comfort. .

June 16th; Monday. A 2015 interview with Jean Raspail, author of 1972 migration-apocalypse novel 'Camp of the Saints'. Seems he died three days ago.
June 15th; Sunday. Giant owl chicks watch Belgian man's television.

June 14th; Saturday. Tight club set from Beirut's DJ Mortada Tala. Quite a lot of red.
June 13th; Friday. Sober-sounding but extraordinary video allegation that 'The Great Reset' might be how COVID-19 helps the Davos plans of Klaus Schwab et al.

June 12th; Thursday. The forces of chaos & dishonesty begin their assault on the hard sciences. What Allan Bloom warned us against half a century ago.
June 11th; Wednesday. Guido points out that the ever-woke Guardian were on the wrong side during the US Civil War. Will their offices be torn down by the BLM/Antifa party-harders?

June 10th; Tuesday. Fresh Finnish funk from the ever-fertile Jimi Tenor: Frozen Blue / Dawn of the Sky Train / The Flat Roundabout.
June 9th; Monday. Retired spook Dearlove speaks up for theory the COVID-19 virus was indeed tweaked in the Wuhan lab.

June 8th; Sunday. Back at The Register ("Biting the hand that feeds IT") the industry busies on: mortal wombat (vicious furry non-friend attacks Australian women) / Singapore considers compulsory tagging / Singapore again - this time forcing businesses off cash / Australians get small payments with abuse & threats in the transaction description.
June 7th; Saturday. "I fly with my UFO over your city!" Four tunes involving the Subs: Music Is The New Religion / UFO ft. Yves Paquet / Mitsubitchi / Flesh & Bones.

June 6th; Friday. Nifty filmette explains appeal of parallel worlds for physicists.
June 5th; Thursday. Men are sexually attracted to mentally-ill women, if they're already good-looking.

June 4th; Wednesday. "You were right. The reaper's going to come." Some old sounds from Sumoi songster Jimi Tenor: Tesla / Hypnotic Drugstore / Caravan.
June 3rd; Tuesday. Porn star who sells phallus-shaped candles arrested by Spanish police after hosting ritual where a fashion photographer died inhaling toad venom.

June 2nd; Monday. Riots "break out" in several countries because police officers restraining a black man in a US city kneel on his neck and his heart stops. Another black man, a retired police officer of 77, is not long after killed by looters attacking his friend's shop as he tries to defend it.
June 1st; Sunday. Campaigners claiming hydroxochloroquine is dangerous, and not a cheap, well-understood drug highly effective against COVID-19, seem to have cut a few corners. Just because El Trumpo recommended it?

Recent weblog entries continued:

Who can translate the next 300 words into Korean or Hindi? Contact us and there will be revelry.

Languages dying out each week - who cares?

We do - otherlanguages.org is gradually building a reference resource for over five thousand linguistic minorities and stateless languages worldwide.

Thousands of unique language communities are becoming extinct. Out of the world's five to six thousand languages, we hardly know what we're losing, what literatures, philosophies, ways of thinking, are disappearing right now.


We may soon regret the extinction of thousands of entire linguistic cultures even more than we regret the needless extinction of many animals and plants.

The planet is increasingly dominated by a handful of major-language monocultures like Mandarin Chinese, Hindi, Arabic, Indonesian, Urdu, Spanish, Portuguese, English, Swahili, Russian, Cantonese Chinese, Japanese, Bengali - all beautiful and fascinating languages.

But so are the 5,000 others.

These are groups of people?

Linguistic minorities are communities of ordinary people whose native tongue is not their country's main official language. Swedish speakers in Finland, French speakers in Canada, Hungarian speakers in Slovakia - and hundreds more - are linguistic minorities.

And totally stateless languages are the native languages of some of the world's most intriguing, little-known, cultures. Like the Lapps inside the Arctic Circle, the Sards in Sardinia, Ainus in Japan. Cherokee in the US, Scots Gaelic in Britain, Friesian in the Netherlands, Zulu in South Africa. There are only a couple of hundred recognised sovereign states and territories, so 5,000 languages - more depending on how you count - are the native tongues of linguistically stateless people.

How could I help?

You don't need to learn an endangered language - any more than go to live in the rainforest to help slow its destruction.

A good start is to just tell friends about websites like this.

Broader public interest makes it easier for linguists to raise funds and organise people to learn these languages while there's time.

That's right. There are people who love languages and are happy to learn them on behalf of the rest of us, but they need support, just like zoologists, botanists, or historians.

Fewer languages still sounds good to me

Depends what you think languages are for. They're not just a tool for business. We never said you should learn three or four thousand rare languages - or even one. And which ones we make children learn in school, or whether we should force children to learn languages at all, is another question.

Typical scene in a European city; Chances are, folk here speak some sort of foreign language *5

A century ago - before we understood ecology, and when we cared less about wilderness, most educated people would have laughed at the idea of worrying about plants or animals going extinct. Now we understand how important species diversity is for our own futures, we are more humble, and more worried.

In the same way, linguistic triumphalism by English-speakers who hated studying foreign grammar at school is dangerously ignorant as well as arrogant. Few of us know what we are losing, week by week. How many people realise these languages have scientific value?

Scientific value?

You can think of these languages across the planet as beautiful cathedrals or precious archeological sites we are watching being destroyed. That should be motive enough.

But these five thousand languages may also hold clues to the structure of the human mind. Subtle differences and similarities

Wireless radio can be a great comfort to those unable to leave the textbooks in which they live *6
between languages are helping archeologists and anthropologists to understand what happened in the hundreds of centuries of human history before written history. And that is one of our best chances of understanding how human brains developed over the thousands of centuries leading up to that.

Study of the mind and study of language go hand in hand these days. The world's most marginal languages are actually precious jigsaw pieces from an overall picture of who we are and how our species thinks and evolves. Every tiny language adds another brightly-coloured clue to this academic detective story.

Yet researchers have hardly started sifting through this tantalising evidence, and language extinction is washing it away right in front of us.

And worst of all, most people have no idea that there is this fantastic profusion of cultures across our world, let alone that they are in danger of extinction. Even just more people learning that there are still five thousand living languages in the world today (most of us would answer five hundred or fifty) is already a huge help.

We English-speakers hardly notice English - it's like air for us. But every other language is also an atmosphere for an entire cultural world, and each of these worlds has people whose home it is. Each language encapsulates a unique way of talking and thinking about life. Just try some time in a foreign prison, being forced to cope in another language, and you'll realise how much your own language is your identity. That's true for everyone.

Minority languages are a human-rights issue?

One of the most basic.

Dozens of millions of people worldwide suffer persecution from national governments for speaking their mother tongue - in their own motherland.

Many 'ethnic' feuds puzzling to outsiders had as their basis an attempt to destroy a linguistic community. Would the Northern Ireland dispute be quite so bitter if we English had not so nearly stamped out the Irish Gaelic language, for example? Almost nowhere in the world does a language community as small as the few thousand Rheto-Romanic speakers - the fourth official language of Switzerland - get the protection of a national government. Next time you see some Swiss Francs, check both sides of the banknote.

But outside exceptional countries like Switzerland or the Netherlands, speakers of non-official languages have a much less protected experience.

Speakers of minority languages are often seen as a threat by both the governments and the other residents of the countries where they were born, grew up, and try to live ordinary lives.

They experience discrimination in the job and education markets of their homelands, often having no choice but to pursue education in the major language of the host state: a deliberate government policy usually aimed at gradually absorbing them into the majority culture of that country.

Mighty oaks from tiny acorns grow, of course *7

Most governments are privately gleeful each time another small separate culture within their borders is snuffed out by a dwindling population or a deliberately centralising education system.

The United Nations is no help. It is an association of a couple of hundred sovereign states based on exclusive control of territory, almost all of them anxious to smother any distinct group or tradition that in any way might blur or smudge the hard-won borders around those pieces of territory.

The usual approach by sovereign states is to deny their linguistic minorities even exist.


Mark Griffith, site administrator / contact at otherlanguages.org

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*1 image from , with thanks
*2 "Al-Araby" in written Arabic (read more)
*3 "What?" in American Sign Language; image from , with thanks
*4 "Big" in written Chinese  (read more); image from , with thanks
*5 image from , with thanks
*6 image from , with thanks
*7 image from 'B?ume', with thanks to  Bruno P. Kramer, and Franckh-Kosmos Verlag


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88 the alchemist
89 verbal learning & memory
90 building a successful software business
91 don't make me think!
92 memory
93 the u.s. & the arab world
94 hard times
95 spells for teenage witches
97 the pig that wants to be eaten
98 encyclopaedia of stupidity
99 seventy eight degrees of wisdom: part i
100 beach watching
101 the ancient greeks
102 brainstorms
103 seventy eight degrees of wisdom: part ii
104 utopia
105 technical writing for engineers & scientists
106 alphabet versus goddess
107 writing on drugs
108 news from somewhere
109 isp survival guide
110 petrus hispanus mester logikajabol
111 art of seduction
112 stet
113 penguin by design
114 the sense of being stared at
115 the golden ratio
116 dinamikus emlekezet
117 margins of reality
118 hopjoy was here
119 bump in the night
120 box of delights
121 color atlas of immunology
122 fashionistas
123 pi in the sky
124 a new kind of fool
125 one man's meat
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128 beginner's dutch
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171 100 great paintings
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225 charity ends at home
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302 the occult philosophy in the elizabethan age
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310 the tryst
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312 mill on the floss
313 metastases of enjoyment
314 the isles
315 between the woods and the water
316 secrets of the great pyramid
317 life in the french country house
318 the china study
319 tarot: theory & practice
320 the roger scruton reader
321 alchemy & mysticism
322 picasso's mask
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324 triumph of the political class
325 arts of darkness
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327 the art of memory
328 mind wide open
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336 the human touch
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338 the king of oil
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343 plain tales from the hills
344 under the influence
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346 50 mots clefs d'esoterisme
347 giordano bruno & the hermetic tradition
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349 das kapital: a biography
350 strange days indeed
351 hegel: a very short introduction
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353 history of sexuality: an introduction
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362 the noetic universe
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372 les harmonies de la nature a l'epreuve de la biologie
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May 31st; Sunday. online, a debate about 20th-century art turns on some of works of Christo, such as this or this.
May 30th; Saturday. As if by magic, when I get to the gym, the same two overweight Gypsy lads are in the changing room as yesterday. They have the same banter with each other, composed of saying A: "Just?" B: "Just." A: "Just?" B: "Just!" to each other over and over again, as if they went nowhere in the last 22 or 23 hours and were in the changing room overnight. Of course this can't be true, since today I caught them starting, whereas yesterday they were getting dressed after training ready to leave, but it's still like they're doing scientific research in how to be annoying. My latest piece for the Salisbury Review about how Hong Kong could be defended now online: not my original title.

May 29th; Friday. Andras takes me out meet a group of friends & former programming colleagues at one of the outdoor night bars. I tell them how important it is to uninstal and reinstal Alpaca 3.2 if anything goes wrong. Two have come with their 3-month-old baby daughter snoozing quietly in a pram. The child is adorably christened Raspberry (Malna), which is apparently a genuine girl's name in Hungarian. Never heard it before. In case this turns out to be just too squee for the growing tot, she is equipped with a back-up name, Laura. Salisbury Review writer suggests white male artists are being abolished.
May 28th; Thursday. Via Adrian, old recipe for Yorkshire Pudding, to refer to.

May 27th; Wednesday. Congress asks Pentagon: did it weaponise ticks?
May 26th; Tuesday. Have scientists found evidence of a parallel universe where time runs backward? Oh no, they didn't. And more of they didn't.

May 25th; Monday. If there is any truth to this story, it's the biggest political scandal in the US since their Civil War.
May 24th; Sunday. Get to the end of a paperback novel borrowed from Iris, 'The Accidental Further Adventures of the Hundred-Year-Old Man' by Jonas Jonasson, translated into English from Swedish by Rachel Willson-Broyles. Iris warned me that the first book (this is the second book to star irrepressible centenarian Allan Karlsson, and it was published in 2018, nine years after the first) was better and this second follow-up was not so good, but I was pulled in by the first few pages. The style is a neat trick, a sort of shaggy-dog novel, where the author faux-naively embraces the childlike approach of "this happened and then this happened and meanwhile that other thing was happening, and then this other thing happened too." Done with coy deadpan charm, this was obviously the main gimmick in the first novel, and in this one it starts to wear thin after a few chapters. Once confident his readers are with him, Jonasson's restraint slips, and he begins to involve famous characters and forces like the North Korean leader, the "far right" AfD in Germany, leaders like Putin, Trump, Merkel, he and his readers smugly assured that we all know what they're really like, how they speak in private, etc. Brexit is Britain "turning its back on Europe" and (of course) only happened because it was orchestrated by agents of Putin. Trump is (of course) a short-tempered idiot - you get the idea. This is really going to age very fast, even among the people who still hold this worldview. Merkel (despite 2015) is viewed as a force of stability and common sense in the book, nationalists are all dangerous bastards etc. The pseudo-liberal globalist outlook is a bit like the lip service the greasy class creep pays to the cool kids, where he thinks he'll be part of their clique if he uses their language and apes their style. The self-congratulation is almost tangible as Jonasson cycles through these reassuring tropes that Trump's election, Britain's decision to leave the EU, the rise of the in fact rather moderate AfD, and so on of course really only happened because of a mixture of Russian-funded contradictory web bots and mentally retarded Nazis. That and the quiet but audible humble-brag humour about boring bourgeois little Sweden still being a notable player in world events.

May 23rd; Saturday. Latest music homework from Andras the Benedictine coder monk for next time we try to put something together with keyboards and bass guitar: background culture Finnish youth / more background culture McAfee Speaks / Bjork explains the background of her television set / some 1980s new wave pop magyarul / some beautifully coloured fantasy camp.
May 22nd; Friday. An active day, and around 3am one of Andras' younger brothers (Bela the drummer) turns up with his producer friend Tzapa: both very much under the influence of various jolly stimulants. Switching into English at one point Bela amiably tells me "Go home nigger, no blow jobs for you here!" He seems quite focused on this topic because when I offer him commission if he can get a book deal for me, he immediately warns me he's not doing any blow jobs to secure the deal. We all chat (after a fashion) until around 4 when the two leave. Turns out that that clip was the work of Tzapa.

May 21st; Thursday. More tunes from Knower: It Goes On / That's Where You Are / Lady Gaga / Die Right Now.
May 20th; Wednesday. How Taiwan warned the world about the boring virus, and nobody listened. Not least because the World Health Organisation's been so busy sucking the Peking Dick.

May 19th; Tuesday. A modest attack on British journalism today.
May 18th; Monday. Finish a book borrowed from Andras, 'The Righteous Mind', in which American sociologist Jonathan Haidt explains the emotional & instinctive underpinnings of moral & political loyalties. Decades of experiments by different sociologists and psychologists gradually brought him to see Hume ("reason is the slave of the passions") as the deeper thinker about morals than those who try to claim that ethics is an outgrowth of reasoning and intelligence. Haidt has reached a point where he see Americans on the left ("liberals") as basing their moral views on three pillars: care/harm, liberty/oppression, and fairness/cheating while Americans of the Republican/traditionalist persuasion base their moral views on six pillars: care/harm, liberty/oppression, fairness/cheating, loyalty/betrayal, authority/subversion, sanctity/impurity. Haidt counts himself as a liberal, excited when Barack Obama was running for president, and so he makes a powerful critic of other liberals in their thoughtless contempt for non-leftists. Perhaps the most interesting thing about this thoughtful, well-reasoned book, is the revelation that huge swathes of academia literally regard people who don't share their political views as mentally ill and in need of medical attention.

May 17th; Sunday. Among sounds Andras shows me is Knower, a jazz-funk sci-fi counterattack, bracketed here at each end by Louis Cole, I suppose branding himself. With him fronting Knower for female vocal is 'Genevieve', the first Genevieve I've come across since that sartorial guide of Robin's. F*** It Up by Louis Cole with live band in someone's house / Overtime by Knower live in the same house / Time Traveler by Knower live etc / impressive 22-minute 'living-room set' by Knower, with slide shows / Butts, Tits, Money by Knower / The Government Knows by Knower / Time Traveler by Knower, another slide show / Thinking by Louis Cole.
May 16th; Saturday. Andras the Benedictine coder monk turns up in the early evening with a bass guitar, lots of wires coming out of a small red box, and huge amounts of alcohol. He genially insists we do a jam session together. Toiling over keyboards, bass guitar, sampling software, and cans of beer, the two of us manage - astonishingly - to produce something quite good. Andras keeps explaining chords, scales, time signatures, and the looping program all through the chaos. At intervals we compare videos, including two polished versions of one song by Russian duo Little Big: Skibidi main version, and Skibidi romantic version. Not to mention Billie Eilish & Bury A Friend (from the cleverly-named record 'When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?') / a Russian song called In Piter We Drink by Leningrad / some non-famous Hungarian rap / song called Zsebeibe zse - a local parody of whatever that French style is / and a bass-guitar tutorial where Andras adores the (Italian?) girl's happy, funny expressions as she enjoys playing over the tune.

May 15th; Friday. Computer code used by Niel Ferguson to persuade Britain's government that epidemic stats urgently justified crashing the economy for Covid-19 reviewed harshly as clunky, amateurish, and lacking credibility. Which civil servants slyly steered government ministers towards this fool with the Avaaz-activist girlfriend (surnamed Staats, seriously), one wonders?
May 14th; Thursday. Fascinating dialogue with a sleep-biology researcher, Matthew Walker, the interviewer again Rhonda Patrick. Choice quote: "Sleep is the Swiss Army Knife of health."

May 13th; Wednesday. Very interesting interview by Rhonda Patrick of a researcher, Charles Raison, who thinks depression is inflammatory and evolved from our immune systems.
May 12th; Tuesday. Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold: this heart is cold! Perhaps the Bond themes were arias for the Cold War opera?

May 11th; Monday. Inside the mind of A Master Procrastinator: sharp, witty talk.
May 10th; Sunday. Andras alerts me to the following tunes: Volcano Hamster by Szagos Ho:rigekkok / Slaves from Wonder Showzen / Fuck the Shit by Sons of Butcher / and in similar vein I Kill People by Jon Lajoie. So much out there, citizens.

May 9th; Saturday. Someone is seriously going to make lab-grown salami for public sale cultured from the protein samples donated by famous chat-show hosts, musical performers, whoever signs on the dotted line. Ugh, honestly.
May 8th; Friday. Italy's COVID deaths far higher than official figures, says Reuters.
An Istanbul "private party project" with DJ Armen Miran here: I have mild qualms about using audience members as footage for music, but those girls right up against the mixing desk seem happy to be seen.

May 7th; Thursday. During our lesson in the early afternoon, Esoteric Veronica makes me watch on her phone a video (already removed one day later by Youtube) about viruses, drug patents, and nefarious pharma firms, asking my opinion. The video is a long interview with someone called Judy Mikovits, co-author of this book.
The same night later pop out to look around, getting an almost-empty tram towards the river. I sit somewhere in a central carriage of four or five connected carriages, lodging an empty drinks can in position that threatens to roll. Once I'm 200 yards before the river, I get out and catch another tram one stop up the side street where I almost worked in a primary school two years ago, so as to visit the all-night Spar supermarket. Walking back ten minutes to the main road, I wait at the tram stop and let the first tram back home pass me. That's because I'm in some accidental WiFi hot spot there at the tramstop and am reading something on my old phone. The second tram away from the river comes and I get on it, stroll down the length of the tram, sit down, and after five minutes see I'm sitting exactly opposite the seat I used in the opposite direction half an hour earlier. I know this because the drinks can I lodged in place so it wouldn't roll as the tram drove off, going back in the opposite direction, is there right opposite me just where I left it. Both completely banal & oddly magical.
May 6th; Wednesday. Here's a 25-minute film in Babylonian. The Poor Man of Nippur.

May 5th; Tuesday. Allegation that US Senate intelligence committee chair sold shares ahead of the market crash when COVID-19 was declared a pandemic.
May 4th; Monday. Interesting long article on China's superpower aspirations. Sample quote "As matters stand the United States will be overtaken by China in the next several years. China is developing its own intellectual property in key areas. Some of it is better than ours - in artificial intelligence, telecommunications, cryptography, and electronic warfare. In other key fields like quantum computing - possibly the holy grail of 21st-century technology - it's hard to tell who's winning, but China is outspending us by a huge margin."

May 3rd; Sunday. Wake out of a very vivid dream where I am travelling to somewhere in a German-speaking country to either teach or take part in a seminar with some young students. I reach a clean, sparely-decorated modernist room with maybe six of them, and the tables have textbooks which are like menus, little more than large pieces of card folded 3 or 4 times to make 4 or 6-page booklets. They concern some arcane type of computer science which I don't understand. But I trust the friendly Germans to explain it to me, translating from technical English to slightly less technical English. Above one small spreadseet or look-up table of about 12, perhaps 15, cells I see the intriguing sentence "A wolf is like a 9-penny chaplin", knowing (in the dream) that this is some kind of definition of some technical terms in database something-or-other. I wake up musing on this phrase.
One scientist explains that COVID-19 was never exponential.
May 2nd; Saturday. Some Swedish common sense in the Lancet about COVID-19.

May 1st; Friday. The scare story that some COVID-19 patients relapse after recovery now seems untrue.

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