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June 29th; Back in Budapest, the landlady's son kindly solves my fuse problem, and gives me a key to the big fuse cupboard. A week ago, slightly to my surprise, I used a modelling knife to cut a water jug with handle out of an empty plastic mineral water bottle. Three days later I threw it away and made a better one. This is working well at watering the herbs without sploshing too much water onto them. Unlike the unaltered water bottle; in that, water sloshes the length of the bottle as I hold it horizontal and its shifting weight overwhelms the hand trying to hold it steady. Now I'm imagining Mark III water-bottle-into-jug. Today I surprise myself again by finishing my homework for tomorrow's animation class with Andras, the last before summer, doing some simple little black and white drawings in each of what turns out to be almost 100 frames. Eight feet of celluloid, rather than six, I find out. I take six hours, so that's roughly 16 frames an hour. A dark, close day, where thunder murmurs a couple of times. No storm breaks though as afternoon turns into dusk, me kneeling on a folded rug, using a board laid on the sofa as a workbench to mark up each frame of celluloid, music playing in the background.
June 28th; Up at 9am, but no-one else is except Elie, who I'm later told did not go to bed. Elie marches into the guesthouse dining room as I finish my breakfast sharply demanding I tell him where everyone is, as if I should know. Later, Elie, gripped by rage, orders Dallan, if he sees Neil in Budapest, to tell Neil "You tell him to give me back my banjo, give me back my industrial blender, and instruct those Gypsies to Bring Back All Of The Other Things That They Took." Dallan agrees to do this. Midday travel back to Budapest from Furstenfeld. We get to the train station at Szentgotthard at the last minute despite me being packed & ready four hours in advance, so no time to buy lunch since the station has no shop, and we have only 8 or 9 minutes, not enough time for the restaurant across the road. There follows a hungry and thirsty hour or so before reaching Szombathely with six minutes to change trains. Luckily, the train from Szombathely to Budapest has a dining car. It is staffed by a seemingly retarded waiter who needs to repeat everything three times and speaks strangely. However, he is courteous, prompt, and doesn't oversalt the food. He does a better job than any MAV waiter on any previous buffet carriage. He brings me the first fresh bread rolls I have ever touched on a Hungarian train. Dallan, who grew up in Utah, tells me about the wife of the first transcriber of Mormon Church prophet Joseph Smith as he translated aloud from the golden tablets that no-one could look at, from behind a screen. Apparently, she slyly burned some of the transcription, asking her husband if the translation sounded the same when Smith was then forced to dictate that section again from behind his screen. Dallan says she subsequently left her husband in disgust at him believing Smith's obviously cock-and-bull story.

June 27th; Early morning train to Austria with lots of English teachers, including a contingent from Berlin. An American girl called Kat who is having some short stories published explains her philosophy towards her characters as "I'm not in favour of much happening - sometimes I try to do mean stuff to them, and then I feel kinda guilty." Almost at the Austrian border, Dallan glimpses three crop circles in a field as we rush past in the train and he archly remarks that he thinks that someone made them. He adds that his three-year-old, as a kind of affirmation, says "Keep it gay," to adults at random. A long day in Austria unfolds, with a guided tour round a winery, a meeting about the English-teaching weeks at Austrian schools which inadvertently reveals that rather large amounts of money are left over after paying us, and a tasty meal of roast pig at a cellar restaurant. I leave and go back for some sleep before midnight just as a few people are starting to pair off and get seriously drunk.
June 26th; Magdolna tells me at dusk that her fortune teller has a distinct prediction about me. It involves a brown-eyed brunette & a blonde. Well, that narrows it down, doesn't it? We discuss going to see this supposedly remarkable soothsayer soon.

June 25th; Astonishing piece of old Serbian typography.
June 24th; Meet Mary at her regular cafe where the waiter does designs in the cream on the coffee. Find design school in Buda. Buy fish-oil, liver, & carrots.

June 23rd; At lunchtime Esther comes round to see my herb garden. By night, join Gretchen & Nannette for an animation class with Andras. I mark up my six foot of celluloid so slowly I don't really get started.
June 22nd; Soothing ditty from Wagon Christ, with quietly clever conceit to the cartoon video. Less soothing tune & video from Plaid, a sort of Powerpoint presentation from the dark side.

June 21st; Sunday. Afternoon snack with Gretchen. Dark, damp, cloudy day again. We talk about Midsummer's Night, and arrange to go to an animation class together next week.
June 20th; Saturday. Visit the Buda Garden Centre in drizzle. They have exactly 18 clay saucers 2.75" in diameter, no more. At the bus stop to come back, two women are waiting for the bus. They look odd, somehow. Both perhaps late 20s, early 30s, one very plump, the other very red-faced, both in jeans & old pullovers. Under the grey, cloudy sky in these outfits they look British, in fact, and they could easily be English librarians or academics in the dress-down uniform. However, this is Hungary so the question is why are two women out dressed like this? Also, they are smirking at me as if there is some joke I am not in on. They watch me get the clay saucers out of my bag and use sticky tape to tightly wrap them in two stacks of nine against shifting and breakage. A strange instinct is creeping up on me - I ask them if we are inside or outside the city limits. I know the edge is round here somewhere, and I might be one bus stop outside the area my transport pass covers. More smirking and twinkly-eyed looks are exchanged by the two bints as they tell me no, we are just inside the city limits here. The bus pulls up, we all get on, and they slip on their ticket-inspector armbands. Aha! That was their secret.
Out late with Olga to the all-night museum-opening event across Budapest. Lots of attractive girls, most with boyfriends, many without, cruising crowded museums looking for what, exactly? Foreign men? Hungarian men interested in art & antiques? Most of us don't know what we're looking for, on reflection. Big queues. Inside the Agricultural Museum in the 1897 Vajdahuyad mock castle couples are sitting all up the marble staircase listening to a drum-based ethnic folk group. The drumming & chanting sounds hair-raisingly authentic, nomadic, and Central Asian. The museum seems to be as much about hunting & game as about farm animals. Lots of people dancing with burning torches in various places. Olga succeeded in her exams and is very happy. We find the photographic museum and watch a projected video of washing going round in a washing machine. There we bump into Eszter & Mate.

June 19th; Friday. Teeth descaled by dentist. Forgot how much I dislike this. Struck by this song, though the voiced lyrics are really quite bossy, American preachiness even in the midst of hedonism. In the official video the visual message of the song seems to be "You're a leggy East European blonde, so get off your bed, saunter over to the audition and cinch that modelling job. You know you owe it to yourself." How are the rest of us supposed to react to being patronised like this - those of us who aren't beautiful girls, for example? I recall mother once dismissing a Talking Heads song as a "homily", and realising with surprise that she had spotted something. As the lass on this track pontificates, with her slight trace of non-native English, "If you're not trying, nothing will change. It's your choice, the way you live your life." Wonderful how quickly people who succeed, especially in the US, start telling other people they have only themselves to blame.
June 18th; Thursday. Meet Magdolna on the rooftop bar of the Corvin building as the sun sets. She lends me a book. She is also puzzled that I wouldn't accept 3.5-inch saucers when I ordered 2.75-inch saucers. It's like everyone agrees here that customers are a nuisance, and the onus is on the customer to prove that what he or she wants is an acceptable request. All week I've been going to flower shops round town, humbly asking if they stock flower pots or flower seeds. Some of them almost roll their eyes at the stupidity of my request. We're a flower shop, dumbo. We sell flowers & plants. Why would we sell flower pots or flower seeds? Duh.

June 17th; Wednesday. Introduce Jeremy 2 to the dentist who remembers taking out my last milk tooth three years ago. Brief glimpse of the Menopausal Munchkin lady dentist in the reception area.
June 16th; Tuesday. Iran appears to be kicking off, as some Brits would put it. I go to the local flower shop to pick up the eighteen 2.75" clay saucers I ordered, having taken one in to show her and confirmed my order by phone text {"Eighteen clay saucers, each 2.75 inches = 7 centimetres"}. Of course, she's bought eighteen 3.5" saucers, not 2.75", and is surprised I don't want to buy them. She'd texted me confirmation they'd "arrived" - why not text me a message saying "I can only get 3.5-inch/9-centimetre saucers - is that all right?"?

June 15th; Mr Dentist e-mails me at around 4am. Early bird. In the sauna at the fitness gym five of us have a discussion about the Iranian elections.
June 14th; Herb garden continues to push up little shoots in the different pots. A few very small flies seem to be hovering around one or two pots. Are they pests or helpers, signs of life? I think they might be the Stupid Square Flies that annoyed Nina so much. Could this Maurer be the Hungarian artist I saw with Magdolna? More bits of v i s u a l r e l i e f.

June 13th; Dinner party at Martin's. I show him the cribbage board. Music in street below his window.
June 12th; Yesterday checked Martin's list, found my local electronics hobbyist shop, and bought something looking a lot like a cribbage board with grids of tiny holes in it. Today, find out how to put transparent bits in a favicon thanks to Tony Weeg, locate the Media & Communications College, and visit my last dental clinic to meet a woman dentist who is sulky even by Hungarian standards. She denies there is a list of dentists at that clinic, so I just copy out the names on the document trays behind the unoccupied receptionist's desk. Menopausal munchkin. Vital guide to surviving a bear attack.

June 11th; Lunch at a friend's place, where he tells a good tale of Customs & Excise before it was absorbed into SOCA. He mentions meeting a group of Romanian student policemen who on learning of their British counterparts' powers said "So you live in a police state then?" On another occasion a group of German student coppers were astonished to find how linked-up and extensive the Kent Police Computer Database was, and bleakly reminded him "We know what happens in a country where the police have powers like these."
June 10th; Go to see Nicolas talk about coaching at an informal gathering at an Indian restaurant. Meet Sascha & other interesting people, and chat quite late.

June 9th; After breakfast with Agnes, we roam around looking at the big cranes near my flat. Lunch on a very hot & sunny island with Mystery Friend 2 who is specifically trying to improve his tan. Intriguingly, while iStyle, Apple's Hungarian resellers, told me that I would need a component they refused to give me the name of, costing 240 euros, a different firm said a cable was damaged and replaced it for 10 euros. Curiouser & curiouser. My basil might have survived the weekend, and the other herbs continue to grow. A third are still just soil, but each day another pot betrays one small loop of intense green in its black dirt, like a single stitch which in a few days will untangle into lots of shrill green strands above soil. On the tram finish a book by Joseph Campbell called ' The Hero With A Thousand Faces' which is surprisingly dull. Campbell draws together myths & epics from across the globe to illustrate a thesis about common themes & motifs in all human legends. Each individual description of some Japanese or Eskimo or African or Greek or Irish legend is charmingly colourful, but after about three pages I stopped caring about any of them. His background idea of challenges to the hero, the integration of the individual into the social fabric, the celebration of that society's vision of the cosmos, all the rest of it.... is a tad pompous in places, hovers oddly unsupported by any given myth, and just isn't very interesting. Reading three detailed mythological journeys into a big fish's stomach in succession, for example, robs each one of its singular magic, without reaching any really convincing psychological synthesis of all of them. A rather overconfident late-1940s Freudian/Jungian handwaving about the 'psyche' and its 'archetypes' is the real background for this peculiarly unsatisfying book.
June 8th; Robin drives me to Lakitelek railway station. We visit the seamstress on the way. I give her my pullover where some stitching has gone but it is still in one piece, and she nods approvingly: a simple task. Then Robin hands over two garments which are virtually in shreds. She seems a bit nonplussed but promises to try her best. Over the door of her shop are four red stencilled farm-animal silhouettes, which Robin points out to me, having earlier suggested I make a papier-mache notice board shaped like an animal, though not quite like this.

June 7th; At Robin's. I wake late. There are huge amounts of juicy black cherries around. Georgina ties a basket to my waist, I climb on a stool and 3/4 strip two small trees in an hour and a half, both gorging myself and putting at least 20 lbs of cherries into the basket. I can hardly carry it back to the kitchen, where an enormous disc-shaped wickerwork pan at least three feet in diameter {full of cherries yesterday} covers the small table. This is where the haul is shaken until it is only one cherry deep and can then dry out.
June 6th; Getting ready to take the afternoon train down to Robin's. Cloudy, then sunny. So much world, so little time: p r i n t, p i c s, & g i r l s.

June 5th; More work I don't need from Google & Twitter. Though my code is clean, I must make "requests" through a byzantine set of online forms to ask if Google will unblacklist this website pretty please? Of course no e-mail address I can contact - they'd have to pay someone then, instead of getting me and other users to do their work for them free. The whole experience is uncannily like trying to communicate with the gas board. They can tell me what they want to tell me when they want, but I cannot find how to talk back to them. Perhaps I am not actually allowed to speak to the mighty Google? I must be humble, I must be humble...
June 4th; Sunny weather returns. Like the pumpkin shoots before, 5 or 6 of the oregano seedlings are still wearing the peppercorn-like seeds they grew down and out of, so that pot looks like a set of small plants juggling & balancing balls on their heads. Online, some soothing, meditative s t u f f.

June 3rd; A few more shoots in my miniature herb garden. I order more seeds.
June 2nd; Evening drink with Agnes. Tarot reading, and my 2 spreads about women are a bit concerning. 4 pieces of elegant t y p e design. Tune by Soulstice.

June 1st; On John's way to the airport back to Manchester, we stop off at Magdolna's for a delicious lunch featuring her wonderful turmeric & potato soup. One of the cats refuses to leave John's lap, and her son Mate, who recently won a prize in a nationwide business team competition, seems a little the worse for wear after revelry last night.
Recent weblog entries continued:

Who can translate the next 300 words into Korean or Hindi? Contact me and there will be revelry.

Languages dying out each week - who cares?

We do - otherlanguages.org is gradually building a reference resource for over five thousand linguistic minorities and stateless languages worldwide.

Thousands of unique language communities are becoming extinct. Out of the world's five to six thousand languages, we hardly know what we're losing, what literatures, philosophies, ways of thinking, are disappearing right now.

So?

We may soon regret the extinction of thousands of entire linguistic cultures even more than we regret the needless extinction of many animals and plants.

The planet is increasingly dominated by a handful of major-language monocultures like Mandarin Chinese, Hindi, Arabic, Indonesian, Urdu, Spanish, Portuguese, English, Swahili, Russian, Cantonese Chinese, Japanese, Bengali - all beautiful and fascinating languages.

But so are the 5,000 others.

These are groups of people?

Linguistic minorities are communities of ordinary people whose native tongue is not their country's main official language. Swedish speakers in Finland, French speakers in Canada, Hungarian speakers in Slovakia - and hundreds more - are linguistic minorities.

And totally stateless languages are the native languages of some of the world's most intriguing, little-known, cultures. Like the Lapps inside the Arctic Circle, the Sards in Sardinia, Ainus in Japan. Cherokee in the US, Scots Gaelic in Britain, Friesian in the Netherlands, Zulu in South Africa. There are only a couple of hundred recognised sovereign states and territories, so more than 5,000 languages are the native tongues of linguistically stateless people.

How could I help?

You don't need to learn an endangered language - any more than go to live in the rainforest to help slow its destruction.

A good start is to just tell friends about websites like this.

Broader public interest makes it easier for linguists to raise funds and organise people to learn these languages while there's time.

That's right. There are people who love languages and are happy to learn them on behalf of the rest of us, but they need support, just like zoologists, botanists, or historians.

Fewer languages still sounds good to me

Depends what you think languages are for. They're not just a tool for business. We never said you should learn three or four thousand rare languages - or even one. And which ones we make children learn in school, or whether we should force children to learn languages at all, is another question.


Typical scene in a European city; Chances are, folk here speak some sort of foreign language *5

A century ago - before we understood ecology, and when we cared less about wilderness, most educated people would have laughed at the idea of worrying about plants or animals going extinct. Now we understand how important species diversity is for our own futures, we are more humble, and more worried.

In the same way, linguistic triumphalism by English-speakers who hated studying foreign grammar at school is dangerously ignorant as well as arrogant. Few of us know what we are losing, week by week. How many people realise these languages have scientific value?

Scientific value?

You can think of these languages across the planet as beautiful cathedrals or precious archeological sites we are watching being destroyed. That should be motive enough.

But these five thousand languages may also hold clues to the structure of the human mind. Subtle differences and similarities

Wireless radio can be a great comfort to those unable to leave the textbooks in which they live *6
between languages are helping archeologists and anthropologists to understand what happened in the hundreds of centuries of human history before written history. And that is one of our best chances of understanding how human brains developed over the thousands of centuries leading up to that.

Study of the mind and study of language go hand in hand these days. The world's most marginal languages are actually precious jigsaw pieces from an overall picture of who we are and how our species thinks and evolves. Every tiny language adds another brightly-coloured clue to this academic detective story.

Yet researchers have hardly started sifting through this tantalising evidence, and language extinction is washing it away right in front of us.

And worst of all, most people have no idea that there is this fantastic profusion of cultures across our world, let alone that they are in danger of extinction. Even just more people learning that there are still five thousand living languages in the world today (most of us would answer five hundred or fifty) is already a huge help.

We English-speakers hardly notice English - it's like air for us. But every other language is also an atmosphere for an entire cultural world, and each of these worlds has people whose home it is. Each language encapsulates a unique way of talking and thinking about life. Just try some time in a foreign prison, being forced to cope in another language, and you'll realise how much your own language is your identity. That's true for everyone.

Minority languages are a human-rights issue?

One of the most basic.

Dozens of millions of people worldwide suffer persecution from national governments for speaking their mother tongue - in their own motherland.

Many 'ethnic' feuds puzzling to outsiders had as their basis an attempt to destroy a linguistic community. Would the Northern Ireland dispute be quite so bitter if we English had not so nearly stamped out the Irish Gaelic language, for example? Almost nowhere in the world does a language community as small as the few thousand Rheto-Romanic speakers - the fourth official language of Switzerland - get the protection of a national government. Next time you see some Swiss Francs, check both sides of the banknote.

But outside exceptional countries like Switzerland or the Netherlands, speakers of non-official languages have a much less protected experience.

Speakers of minority languages are often seen as a threat by both the governments and the other residents of the countries where they were born, grew up, and try to live ordinary lives.

They experience discrimination in the job and education markets of their homelands, often having no choice but to pursue education in the major language of the host state - a deliberate government policy usually aimed at gradually absorbing them into the majority culture of that country.

Mighty oaks from tiny acorns grow, of course *7

Most governments are privately gleeful each time another small separate culture within their borders is snuffed out by a dwindling population or a deliberately centralising education system.

The United Nations is no help. It is an association of a couple of hundred sovereign states based on exclusive control of territory, almost all of them anxious to smother any distinct group or tradition that in any way might blur or smudge the hard-won borders around those pieces of territory.

The usual approach by sovereign states is to deny their linguistic minorities even exist.

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Mark Griffith, site administrator / contact at otherlanguages.org

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*1 image from , with thanks
*2 "Al-Araby" in written Arabic (read more)
*3 "What?" in American Sign Language; image from , with thanks
*4 "Big" in written Chinese (read more); image from , with thanks
*5 image from , with thanks
*6 image from , with thanks
*7 image from 'B?ume', with thanks to Bruno P. Kramer, and Franckh-Kosmos Verlag

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books {...or films here}
1 metrologie historique
2 postmodernism & the other
3 disaster (news on sunday)
4 money unmade (russian barter in the 1990s)
5 the sleepwalkers
6 e
7 the kruschev era
8 the end of science
9 don't you want me?
10 the carpet wars
11 zelator
12 life of thomas more
13 faber book of science
14 gilgamesh
15 out of it
16 guns, germs & steel
17 words & rules
18 figure in the landscape
19 life without genes
20 bede's history of the english
21 the nothing that is
22 zoology
23 journey by moonlight
24 heavenly serbia
25 ratkay endre
26 the handmaid's tale
27 the selective eye
28 a megismerese epitokovei
29 intention
30 thirty nine steps
31 princess
32 the pyramids
33 the etruscans
34 moonchild
35 paradise news
36 culture of time & space 1880 to 1918
37 szimmetria
38 babel orokeben
39 astro-archeology
40 a history of islamic spain
41 high gothic
42 among the believers
43 the renaissance
44 augustine
45 mcvicar
46 atomised
47 tangled wing
48 da vinci code
49 nature via nurture
50 termeszet szamai
51 decline & fall of roman empire
52 practical cheesemaking
53 the sufis
54 fra angelico at san marco
55 the cryptographer
56 they have a word for it
57 szamok valosan innen & tul
58 artistic theory in italy 1450 to 1600
59 darwin's black box
60 indiai ejszaka
61 cleopatra: histories, dreams & distortions
63 what mad pursuit
64 language, the learner & the school
65 writing the romantic comedy
66 the blank slate
67 dougal & the blue cat
68 diego velasquez
69 horse nonsense
70 a certain chemistry
71 deterring democracy
72 textiles
73 thief of time
74 bloodsucking fiends
75 right ho, jeeves
76 generativ grammatika
77 1st time i got paid for it
78 galapagos
79 othello
80 understanding media
81 mysticism
82 short history of french literature
83 best on the market
84 art of seeing
85 culture & imperialism
86 food of the gods
87 arabic-islamic cities
88 the alchemist
89 verbal learning & memory
90 building a successful software business
91 don't make me think!
92 memory
93 the u.s. & the arab world
94 hard times
95 spells for teenage witches
97 the pig that wants to be eaten
98 encyclopaedia of stupidity
99 seventy eight degrees of wisdom: part i
100 beach watching
101 the ancient greeks
102 brainstorms
103 seventy eight degrees of wisdom: part ii
104 utopia
105 technical writing for engineers & scientists
106 alphabet versus goddess
107 writing on drugs
108 news from somewhere
109 isp survival guide
110 petrus hispanus mester logikajabol
111 art of seduction
112 stet
113 penguin by design
114 the sense of being stared at
115 the golden ratio
116 dinamikus emlekezet
117 margins of reality
118 hopjoy was here
119 bump in the night
120 box of delights
121 color atlas of immunology
122 fashionistas
123 pi in the sky
124 a new kind of fool
125 one man's meat
126 greek fire
127 the buddha in daily life
128 beginner's dutch
129 private life of the brain
130 solar ethics
131 pedant in the kitchen
132 knots
133 the planets within
134 encyclopaedia of ancient & mediaeval history
135 consilience
136 the age of scandal
137 fashion: the 20th century
138 the tipping point
139 design literacy
140 the silent partner
141 hamlet
142 1421
143 the 1890s
144 godel's proof
145 rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead
146 beyond reason
147 little book of music theory
148 q-basic
149 alone of all her sex
150 social studies
151 eternal darkness
152 drawn from memory
154 a guide to elegance
155 medea & other plays
156 the future of money
157 cheese
158 grammars of creation
159 aquarian conspiracy
160 the climate crisis
161 true fiction
162 the making of memory
163 why most things fail
164 genetikai abece
165 finding fulfilment
166 genome
167 the broken estate
168 inigo jones
169 flashman & the dragon
170 from bauhaus to our house
171 100 great paintings
172 kis spanyol nyelvtan
173 the historian
174 tomorrow's gold
175 charting made easy
176 life after life
177 spanyol igei vonzatok
178 the eclipse of art
179 fire in the mind
180 the human body
181 out of control
182 possession
183 simplified chinese characters
184 the generation of 1914
185 intellectuals
186 world of late antiquity
187 riddle & knight
188 informacio kultusza
189 napoleon of notting hill
190 secrets: palm-reading
191 meet yourself as you really are
192 cat's abc
193 intro to spanish poetry
194 rise of christian europe
195 philip's guide to electric living
196 sins for father knox
197 celtic twilight
198 myths of love
199 snobbery with violence
200 just like tomorrow
201 7 basic plots
202 experiment with time
203 vile bodies
204 icons & images: 60s
205 fisher king
206 new jerusalem
207 born on a blue day
208 surveillir & punir
209 trial of socrates
210 how to catch fairies
211 conversations on consciousness
212 mind performance hacks
213 conscience of the eye
214 beau brummell
215 evolution
216 the outsider
217 raja yoga
218 rise of political lying
219 occidentalism
220 colossus
221 secret teachings of jesus
222 blue murder
223 nostrodamus the next 50 years
224 homage to catalonia
225 charity ends at home
226 palace of dreams
227 discovering book collecting
228 beyond the outsider
229 the last barrier
230 that hideous strength
231 indian sculpture
232 small world
233 evolution & healing
234 in search of memory
235 campo santo
236 llewellyn's 2007 tarot reader
237 dream of rome
238 why buildings fall down
239 the empty space
240 england made me
241 greek science in antiquity
242 science, a l'usage des non-scientifiques
243 utmutato tarot
243 hunt for zero point
244 william wilberforce
245 viktor schauberger
246 untouchable
247 the vitamin murders
248 straw dogs
249 elizabeth's spymaster
250 the hard life
251 the god delusion
252 the intellectual
253 undercover economist
254 quirkology
255 chasing mammon
256 early mesopotamia & iran
257 the strange death of david kelly
258 the pilgrimage
259 origin of wealth
260 maxims
261 the finishing school
262 the shepherd's calendar
263 islamic patterns
264 lost world of the kalahari
265 german short stories 1
266 electricity
267 liber null & psychonaut
268 born to rebel
269 wittgenstein's poker
270 will the boat sink the water?
271 romeo & juliet
272 why beautiful people have more daughters
273 the crossing place
274 the turkish diplomat's daughter
275 missionary position
276 lust in translation
277 teaching as a subversive activity
278 how german is it
279 empires of the word
280 warped passages
281 the power of now
282 ponder on this
283 sword of no-sword
284 narcissism
285 blink
286 shock of the old
287 basque history of the world
288 truth: a guide
289 who shot jfk?
290 newtonian casino
291 power & greed
292 the world without us
293 5-minute nlp
294 concise guide to alchemy
295 evidence in camera
296 4-hour work week


films ..................................
1 k-pax
2 very annie mary
3 wasabi
4 gosford park
5 arany varos
6 minority report
7 amelie
8 bridget jones' diary
9 arccal a fo:ldnek
10 monsters' ball
11 cube
12 man with no past
13 talk to her
14 szerelemtol sujtva
15 bowling for columbine
16 matrix3
17 zoolander
18 anything else
19 farenheit 9/11
20 8 & 1/2 women
21 madagascar
22 kill bill 1
23 dude, where's my car?
24 the woman in green
25 the hunger
24 nightwatch
25 de battre son coeur s'est arrete
26 wicker man
27 v for vendetta
28 courage the cowardly dog
29 casino royale
30 power of nightmares
31 charlie's angels
32 full throttle
33 foxy brown
34 paths of glory
35 airplane
36 between iraq & a hard place
37 mutiny on the bounty
38 flashmob the opera
39 octopussy
40 bakkerman
41 kiterunner

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May 31st; John & I see a film: 'State of Play' at the shopping centre. The characters are 2-dimensional, {a foul-mouthed posh British newspaper editrix seems to be the latest American movie cliche} but the plotting is reasonably convincing. There are some surprises and tension in a couple of places.

May 30th; Visual g o r g e o u s n e s s at ffffound.com still. Latest seeds camomile & chrysanthemum.
May 29th; Out clubbing with John's friends, including Gareth, Anthony, Craig, & Ken.

May 28th; Pick John up from airport, briefly meet his friends. Spending more time on f f f f o u n d.
May 27th; Long, cloudy day. The puppies follow me around like ducklings, curious what interesting games we might play. Robin gives me an excellent low, flat fired brick for heating things up on. The Great Plain cools off and plump, rippling rain clouds carpet the sky from horizon to horizon. Robin drives Zeno & me into Budapest after dark, cool breeze blowing through the open windows into the still hot car, Zeno smoking his pipe quietly in the back seat, scattered rain drops plopping into the windscreen. Recall one friend telling me in the last few weeks that "women are like weeds - they'll grow wherever you let them - through any crack in the pavement if you don't prune them or pull them up." Hmm.
Photographer Poppy de Villeneuve says that "you can work out who you are in NYC.".

May 26th; Wake late. Zeno tells me about the forest of saplings and I set off to see the seamstress in the next village. Selecting from one of Robin's range of bicycles I choose one with no gears, no brakes, but good tyres, while the puppies, still delightfully puppy-like a month on, patter out from the shade under a pile of logs to watch me test the bike. Making small squeaking sounds, they crowd round my feet, bottoms wiggling with curiosity. Under quite a hot sun, I cycle to Tiszakurt, find the seamstress, pay for my green cords, and give her some new work. As I get back into Tiszainoka a bit over an hour later I find the first shop [there are three] has a delivery truck outside. The woman who owns the shop is just finishing with the delivery driver. As it is hot in the sun while I am tired & sweaty, I politely ask if I can go into her shop for some shade [I should have just walked in]. She shakes her head and says no, quite matter-of-factly. I stand in the heat another minute, then when she's ready she lets me in. I look round, decide not to buy anything, go back out into the sun and walk on with the brakeless bike. Just how bright do you need to be to realise how not to treat a customer? Is it really so mysterious for her? The village bar with brown-and-cream rubber strips covering the walls is also empty, but the woman there takes a different view. She says hello, tells the person on the phone to wait, and cheerfully gets me two cold drinks. Back at Robin's, he & Zeno are off somewhere buying bricks. I do some editing, then doze through a hot afternoon, feeling both a bit feeble yet also oddly empowered.
May 25th; Finally myself, as it were. Move the herb garden to a shadier part of the main room in preparation for a couple of days at Robin's. Buy more gigabytes for laptop, catch train. On the tram to the train at half past 5 in the afternoon, the streets still oven warm, and I look at my phone. 2 messages on my phone reveal that I completely forgot a work appointment at noon today. Oh Lord. Once out on the Great Plain, I give the 1st pair of silver ear studs to Georgina, then Robin, Zeno, & I retire to the kitchen for a candlelit dinner. Eerily quiet out here. Once darkness falls, you can hear mobile-phone buttons or cash-dispenser keyboards beeping at fifty yards.

May 24th; Adjusting to heat, seemingly. I usually adore it - perhaps because it came late this year, and suddenly. Sleeping a lot. Vivid dreams.
May 23rd; Still feel a bit peculiar from yesterday. Mild heat stroke? In the cool of the small hours I do some new graphics for a game of 'Concentration' I find the Javascript code for online, turning it into a vocabulary game.

May 22nd; Wake up at 2am, and start on craft stuff. Round dawn have a near miss heating up an ear-ring with the blow torch. A loud bang. I cannot see where the metal star {which was hot enough to be glowing yellow} jumped when the dried-clay block under it exploded. I imagine it 1. down my shirt about to brand my skin any second now, or 2. sizzling quietly somewhere in my room fallen to the bottom of a box waiting hours to start a plastics fire while I'm out of the flat. Luckily, I find it doing neither. I shall be using a brick to heat things up on in future, silly me. Very hot day. Hungarians are using that word 'kanikula' that Austrians use. Someone told me once it comes from the Latin phrase for bakingly hot summer's days that gets anglicised as "dog days". Does it? Says here yes - from an era, the ancient world, when Sirius the Dog Star rose at sunrise in July & August, so an astronomically outdated expression for high summer. In the morning pick up bigger terracotta pots from gardening shop for pumpkin & cornflower seedlings, and fetch rose-cross photo print from the digital printers. Lunch with Martin. Just before we choose our table, I bump into Imola {Martin likes her restaurant} looking a bit subdued, then we tell the waitress what a shandy is, chat about adverts a bit, and finally Martin starts on electronics.
May 21st; Afternoon drink with Mystery Friend 2, back from exotic travels. He is slightly bemused by my proud talk of herb garden & bookcase-building experiments.

May 20th; The strudels {why am I surprised?} will not accept the A4 piece of paper they gave me in December as proof I bought a new Apple hard drive off them {though, since I reported the original hard drive going wrong first in July while still under guarantee they should really have given, not sold, me a new one}. It says in big red letters in the centre of the page 'PAID', and lists the price, model number, my name, and the date. No, says Balazs the maintenance strudel, that is only the "work sheet". I must give them the cash-register receipt, the small 2-square-inch piece of paper that came out of their till when I paid. Otherwise, no valid guarantee on the 2nd hard drive that they sold me, even though they should have given it to me. Really, you have to admire the stubbornness of these people in the the face of their own stupidity. I spend an hour registering online with websites like Apple Quality Complaints, Ripoff Report, Consumer Affairs, & Apple Insider. Round off by expanding my Twitter lists to include a few self-styled Apple gurus who might appreciate tips about how some iStyle Hungary staff make extra cash on the side.
May 19th; Tea at home with the Roffers. One astutely remarks "You're one of those guys who never left college, aren't you?" Fair point. I am, really.

May 18th; 2 Roffers reach town, on their romantic train ride to The East.
May 17th; After an afternoon doze yesterday I'm up all night getting a great deal done. Trying to sleep between 6am and 7am unsuccessful so I get up and finish off this stage of the silver work instead. Working with silver clay has some of that drug-movie dynamic as you crawl around on the floor trying to save every little fragment of the expensive pale-brown putty-like substance. It dries fast too, as a couple of websites warned me. Keeping it with something wet in the fridge 3 days since unsealing didn't stop it getting very crumbly by today. Moral: use all the next batch within an hour of unwrapping. Out in already hot sunshine at 10am to get cash from the cash machine and for a few seconds I'm walking behind a slim Gypsy man in his 20s, about 5'4" or 5'5" in height. Tempting to use a police term like 'young male'. He is built like a flyweight boxer, walking quietly, quickly, and with a very slight swagger - in a brown sweatshirt top covered in alchemical symbols printed in gold. Not just a few in a repeating design of six or ten symbols, but in half a block's walk I see at least 20 or 30 different symbols: moon, phosphorus, Jupiter, arsenic, sun, tin, woman, iron, Scorpio, potassium. Each about 2 inches high, they're spaced out in regular polka-dot formation across the fabric. The sweatshirt hood, though down to reveal slicked black hair in a crew cut, adds to the wizard mood. Still feel alert at 11.30am, when I meet Eva at a cafe on the leafy street that meets the City Park. Sleep in afternoon - now to finish reading the 71-page .pdf tutorial on gluing techniques the Nigel of Darkness sent me.

May 16th; Starting to feel tenderly protective of my little herb garden - nine tiny terracotta pots and saucers arranged in a row just inside the French window door onto the balcony. I now realise that the outside of each pot feels different if the soil is dry or wet. If there is enough water the terracotta is cool and slightly tacky to the touch. The pumpkin seeds have grown almost comically fast. One bud on a tall stalk still has its half-open seedcase wedged on top of the top leaf, carried five inches vertically out of the soil it was buried in 3 or 4 days ago. It's as if a complete bishop had burst downwards out of his own mitre, body and legs growing out of the bottom of an enlarging head. I plant some more seeds, and now there are 15 pots of soil & seeds, 5 of which are showing green shoots.
Tunes from Justice, rather rockist for a French Christian synth duo, even when sounding like MGMT. Forgive them their pompous graphic, they know not what they do: 1 2 3 4 5. For those who must have moving pictures, 2nd & 3rd clip to Phantom Pt 2 - a worship-raw-power video and a something-nasty-in-the-cafeteria video. Tad Triumph-of-the-Will in places, but some good bass lines. Doubtless under the influence of this stuff, up all night finishing rosy-cross clip-art project.
May 15th; Pathetically proud of the two favicons I made a couple of days ago, I find they sometimes don't show. Perhaps filtered out by the Vodafone wireless dongle? Finally, I buy some transparent 20mm board from the plastic-roofing firm out past Sashalom. Give up on trying to finesse direction of air channels for different pieces in my cutting diagram and wait quite a long time as they slice it up for me.

May 14th; More work in silver, more work on book.
May 13th; Three pointless trips to three different self-important specialist wholesalers all in one day. I'm getting to know how public transport works out in the 20th district though, so that's all right. At one point, I'm on a tram and I make the mistake of checking the name of the terminus with another passenger, a parcel-shaped man in a dark-grey suit bearing an uncanny resemblance to a giant basset hound. He turns out to be a lonely Transylvanian architect who has lived more than half his life in Hungary, is very much into striking up conversations on trams, is sure he knows where I and he must get off, and won't shut up. I keep trying to check the names of tramstops on the placard next to his seat while he tells me there is no problem and Amsterdam Ajax is a great team. I suggest several times that we have gone past the terminus on a big loop while he insists we have not reached it yet. What a surprise: he is wrong and I am right. I walk back down the tram track rather crossly not even saying goodbye to the basset hound, who is earnestly asking directions to the tramstop for the reverse direction {of course on a different street}, and I spend the next 20 minutes walking back to where I originally wanted to get off. A few large drops of summery rain fall on me, but no shower arrives. On this walk, I pass a building so curious, I have to cross the road to look at it. On the southernmost corner of Jokai Mor street and Ilona street, the facade of a one-storey building on Jokai Mor has some strange grey pillars in bas relief that look strangely Aztec, like squared-off human figures holding up the roof. The flat stone or plaster pillars are only two inches proud of the render at most, and as I go close and see how much of it has crumbled away, I realise it is all polystyrene, painted a quite convincing dull grey, glued to the flat surface of the cottage, and very persuasive because battered & aged. Most odd. About an hour and a half later, in the leafier area of the 16th district, I see a boy of about fifteen in a black tee-shirt and black shorts on the rather suburban Erkel street practising on a matt black Segway. He silently rolls the stand-up scooter thing around, doing three-point turns, and slow figures of eight under the trees in the middle of his empty road.

May 12th; Lunch with Martin. Evening lesson with Olga. Take my Apple Mac in to see the strudels, now that the second hard drive is dying and the keyboard gives me electric shocks. Ever since I shouted at him in the autumn, the maintenance strudel has looked at me like a loyal dog I once kicked who still loves me and is still prepared to forgive me.
May 11th; Hot sticky bus journey out to meet the transparent plastic people, who decide to go home half an hour early, ten minutes before I find their address. Drink in evening with Agnes. Use blowtorch on first run of earrings. Partial success.

May 10th; Swim & sunbathe at pool on island with Magdolna.
May 9th; 3rd established author joins book.

May 8th; 2nd established author joins book.
May 7th; 1st established author joins book.

May 6th; Martin lends me a blowtorch. At lunch we discuss sailing, Sartre, & 'She Came to Stay'.
May 5th; In morning finish Jeremy 2's copy of the 1916 novel 'Greenmantle' by what some critics point out was not such a jingoistic John Buchan as we remember. This strikes me too. Buchan repeatedly refers to enemies with respect, occasionally even admiration. In one oddly convincing moment the hero is disguised as a German official and, having forgotten his own real identity to an extent, becomes indignant at the attempt of a Turk to involve him in a crooked deal. This is though England's enemy Germany would be the one losing the funds. He actually gets himself into trouble by refusing to connive in the mishandling of German munitions. Behind Buchan's dated slang, the caricatures are actually quite fair-minded. He often says things like "I must say I took a fancy to the Turkish fighting man : I remembered the testimonial our fellows gave him as a clean fighter, and I felt very bitter that Germany should have lugged him into this dirty business." Yet, far from depicting the Teutons in their turn as thoroughly evil, his arch-enemy, Stumm, is 'impressive', and Hannay, the hero, praises Stumm's unabashedly patriotic belief in the greatness of Germany. Perhaps the most curious aspect of the book is the awkwardness Hannay admits to feeling with women {as against the way he comments on his male friends' lean physiques, soft eyes, and open faces in a way that for modern readers verges on the homoerotic}. A villainous woman is referred to with awe as demonically powerful, attractive, and brilliant. When he finally meets this terrifying femme fatale, he's taken by surprise and must accept a lift in her limousine to her house. "Women had never come much my way, and I knew about as much of their ways as I knew about the Chinese language. All my life I had lived with men only, and rather a rough crowd at that. .... I had never been in a motor car with a lady before, and I felt like a fish on a dry sandbank. The soft cushions and the subtle scents filled me with acute uneasiness. .... This slim woman, poised exquisitely like some statue between the pillared lights, with her fair cloud of hair, and her pale bright eyes, had the glamour of a wild dream. I hated her instinctively, hated her intensely, but I longed to arouse her interest." Fascinating as a sample of its time, and for surprisingly acute insights into Islam, Germany, and, through the American character, the United States. More than that, we're now in another world crisis where one or two semi-mythical prophet characters - like the mysterious 'Greenmantle' - have been reviving militant Islam. Buchan's broad-brushstroke generalisations about national character and culture now look more perceptive and less comical than they did for most of the 90 years between then and now.
Sunny afternoon. Trek out to the 20th district see these people, who prove to be complete dolts. I phone ahead, then get there at 3pm {closing hour 4pm} to find the front door of their house locked. I buzz, and am reluctantly allowed into a dusty front room with tired-looking 1970s sofas, frilly 1950s net curtains halfway down the windows {it's a corner house facing onto two pavements - why not curtain the whole of each window?}, scraps of samples scattered over furniture and floor, and a general air of tragic failure. A girl with quite an attractive body lets me in, glaring. Her face wears an expression of Neanderthal suspicion. She is being bothered in her cave yet again by an interfering customer. I ask about transparent sheeting, she shows me one. I ask about sheeting that is transparent & blue and she shows me the blue opaque sheeting, almost immediately seething with rage that yet another person has to ask her a hard question. Why can't I just give her my money and bugger off? Why must her life always be so d-i-f-f-i-c-u-l-t? I say I am hoping to find sheeting that is both transparent & blue, and she angrily points to the opaque blue and the colourless transparent in rapid succession, her mouth actually hanging open at this point, her bovine face twisted with pain at my sheer unreasonableness. I ask if the transparent sheet comes any thicker? She mutters that this is number 6, and they have number 8. Unable to bear me any longer she lopes out of the sun-drenched room, still filled with the spirit of some old person now dead. A small, youngish, pear-shaped man appears bearing a swatch of plastic films, proffering the number 8. He repeats they have nothing that is see-through and blue, and does not suggest they could try to get any for me. I ask what glues stick this stuff together, and the two of them laugh bitterly at my stupidity, explaining that only a plastic welding machine can bond sheets of this material together. I ask about the price of the tools for doing that, and he gloats triumphantly as he tells me the equipment costs hundreds of thousands of euros. Idiot customer may leave now.

May 4th; Meet Mary for cappuccino, chat about editing, literacy, & children. Finish 'Alchemy & Alchemists' by Sean Martin, a snappy little history of the subject and some of the colourful characters drawn to it. Includes a mention of Ibn al Haytam, the first writer to describe the camera obscura, and speculates that he and - much later - da Vinci made early photographs fixed with egg whites. Martin repeats the interesting suggestion that the Turin Shroud is an egg-fixed photographic image made by da Vinci. Nice account of Nicholas Flamel and his wife, adding that they were "reported to have been seen" at the Paris Opera in 1761, supposedly aged around 400 at that point, having completed the Great Work at "around noon on Friday 17th January, 1382". How do you recognise someone like that? «I've just seen a couple who look the spitting image of a 350-year-old engraving I once glanced at in a book of made-up stuff» ? Yep, must be them.
May 3rd; Swim & sunbathe at pool on island with Magdolna.

May 2nd; Where am I going to borrow a blow torch from? The cutely named Hess is More with 'Yes Boss'. Germanic? Involves model trains.
May 1st; Two bits of music with videos 40 years apart, both in monochrome or almost, both by geezers on the up, and both using the slightly macabre trick of wall-mounting girls' heads like hunting trophies: The Animals; The Audio Bullies.


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